Zededd

15 pts ยท March 24, 2014


play twister... trust me, you'll never know how much fun it is if you have an attractive girl wearing a spotted shirt for this...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you should see the sex toy department ;P

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i... don't know what to say... i'm not feeling incredibly insulted... there's something wrong... are you sure you're doing it right?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but not the sequel... litterally, there's only one difference to it and a cheezy fanfic i half-arsed... can't say the one, spoilers mamma

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i can agree to this... only, not being able to see the gorgeous woman does rather ruin the moment... #wrongsister

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why don't we just give football to other countries? we can find other things to get aggressive and riot about. things we're good at?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's so cute... can i train one to be a bracelet? i'll feed it things?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D'AAAAW! THEY'RE SO CUTE! wait... deadly... uuh... let me... just... nope, too cute

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WANT ONE! that's my kind of squebait...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, what a lie... England doesn't have FANS... *sknrrrt* so many flags, so many fires. So glad I don't care about this sh!t

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd give her a good pucking gladly... failing that, she can use my stick? Honestly, i gave up hockey ages ago so it's in storage ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what the... learning and kids toys? don't be stupid. it'll never catch on. bring in the next poorly designed baby-talk character

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's that dog? *frrrrrt...* ... ... "NEED AI- oh... you found me..."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you should be prepared to do this kind of thing if you're having kids... seriously, it's got to be in a contract somewhere!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why not? i'd download a car... print that out on a 3D printer, assemble and i'd darn well DRIVE IT TOO! bah... ill just watch a film instead

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEFT'D. Seriously, any traps i find and am not killed by become mine! I have no shame in traptheft... especially ones with blades...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEFT'D. Seriously, any traps i find and am not killed by become mine! I have no shame in traptheft... especially ones with blades...

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

oh, also the greatest reverse-actor according to Sam Raimi

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALL HAIL THE CHIN!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm so very interested in all of this! What? what about football? i hate that shit... Now ladies, where were we?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I AM the thing in the dark. last time someone snuck up on me with the light out, they lost me. turning around to find me 1in behind them...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aw man... i want to rob that ATM, but all i have is car-jacking skills... waaaaait...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am diabetic... so when i say "to die for" believe me ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't think any less of me... but i'd still ask her out...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, that's my desktop background now... anyone bothers me, there's a 50-inch vesion of this in high-deff at the press of Win+D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

huh? what' so interesting abou- AAAAH!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched the ring... damn you...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG U SO FAMUZ CUZ WE NOEZ UR NAME! or... "another person"? fair play to her for being more than a daughter of someone else

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAUCE TANK SAYS YOU WANT SAUCE, BUT CAN'T HANDLE THE SAUCE!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0