It's an ancient chinese art.
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*Smooch*
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This is why Jesus was so loved, too. All the magic tricks.
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Han Solo, everyone.
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A pillow fluffy and warm.
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1495
Surprise!
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Surprise ending.
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I halp.
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HFTHFTHFTHFTHFTHFT!
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8
25277
Hand over the kibbles and nobody gets hurt!
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267
He probably does get sick of hearing the misquote.
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Han Solo
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When you need a good stretch.
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Dammit, human!
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34109
I need dis.
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137
Hat trick.
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Canine banking.
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YOLO Solo
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You will be hearing this sort of thing many times during the season.
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4
6155
Rationalizing level = expert.
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10392
Lisa has her priorities in line.
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The agony.
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Role reversal.
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245
Astrophysicists and doomsday cult leaders agree.
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"Thumbs! If only I had thumbs!"
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108
A crutch is the staff of life.
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What profit a man to gain the whole world, but lose his own soul?
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Dreams with sharp teeth.
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Cue Jurassic Park theme.
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4
851
What the..?!
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The brightly shining.
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72381
Removing the human factor from war makes waging war more likely.
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33472
Cybermen taking a smoke brak. Union rules, don't you know.
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8
1931
MRW babysitting hyperactive kids.
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541
Mind over matter.
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3
2948
BOOYAH!!!
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His first celebrity crush.
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4
7158
The kind of day I am having so far.
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4
87
Is all the Halloween hootenanny over yet?
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1
145
Dooty on the booty.
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2
1258
I wanna rock & roll all night and sleep every day.
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6
148
Excuse me...excuse me.
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I haz a bone.
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