Zikore

812 pts · July 11, 2013


I go by Zikore pretty much everywhere on the internet. Chances are if you see 'Zikore', it's me. Or it's a Greek trance band called ZikOre. They're pretty good too, but I had the name first. XD I'm here to look at amusing pictures and occasionally upvote. I guess I'll add the obligatory 'if this gets to front page' challenge. If you screenshot this and get it to front page, I'll attempt to blow up my old chicken coop in true redneck fashion. With lots of gasoline and high powered rifles. Maybe a flame thrower, I donno. Whatever I have available at the time.

And here I thought I was the shit giving my kids horsie back rides. I clearly have to up my game. X3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as I love smurfs I don't feel bad at all for laughing at Papa getting mowed. XD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine had to go under at two because she swallowed a penny. She came out fine. The possibility of a bad reaction is really very low.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw and immediately thought Avatar. Yellow = Earth, Blue = Water, Red = Fire, Orange = Air. :3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a redneck, I'd say he wouldn' have his pistol in the little lock box, it'd be under his pillow. But that's a nice starter gun cabinet! :3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called breech birth. Specifically footling breech.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

XD Good point. I wonder if I can come up with something on that front.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can imagine a person being bitten, cops killing the zombie, moving on, the dying person desperately writing that as the driver ignores em

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or gaslighting. Or emotional abuse.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree about the facebook part. But who else are you going to vent to if not family/friends? Bottle it up until you snap?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's because I'm nearing 35, but boner fails aren't the end of the world for either person. XD Youngins, ED is a thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe we would've domesticated them into some sort of silk cow. The clothing and rope applications alone would be worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've heard 'soder'.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really my area of expertise. Sorry. >.>;; I just doodle around with sprites on MS Paint occasionally.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm crackin up. XD Faved!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd still be dealing with dicks though! *Ba-dum-tiss*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a mother of two... How are you in there by yourself?!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are actually three females. Everybody forgets Nanny Smurf for some reason. Four if you count Vexy from the second reboot movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

._.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a power vacuum. It would've happened eventually anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a sped up version of the Minstrel's song at the beginning of Disney's animated Robin Hood!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Melee! Every time!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here comes the migraine. x.x

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That fourth pic! ♥

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid? No. Smartass? Oh yes!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think she's out of f***s to give. ._.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just saw that a few weeks ago. From knowing all of the memes, I had a different storyline in my head, but it was surprisingly good.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's more like chicken and individual 'flavors'. At least from the one's I've tasted.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Tora's first two litters were a single kitten. Then she had two litters of 6 and 6 and we got her neutered.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0