Zumber

1863 pts ยท March 23, 2013


Also, when they were in convertibles, their hair never moved at all.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the alien from the Simpsons.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know you're getting old when you're booking a holiday and are looking at photos of food rather than the women on the beach.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2001 the bloopers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be a PDQ machine.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could just try the local shop, but it might be a bit of a gamble. But if you don't, you'll be pig sick.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most fish need to keep swimming to allow the flow of water over its gills. That looks pretty dead to me.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Its a fantastic game. I've just bought a 75" TV, an Xbox one X and a Dyson 360 eye so it'll give me more time gaming

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, I have to binge Hope for Paws. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Has Hailee got the chair yet?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to admit Michael J Fox is incredibly brave taking the piss out of a disease which is killing him.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Get rid of it quick! They're no good against vampires. I found out the hard way, now it's a pain to have a shave!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to call my ex KFC, because when you're done with the thighs, breasts and legs, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In other words he proved why we should question everything. Our lives, our existence, we should never stop questioning. An exceptional man.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Humanity has lost a great mind today. A great mind that proved the fact that God existed and proved he doesn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP Ken.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as much as if we were both a pantomime horse and I was at the back.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only honourable people get a bullet. Politicians, paedophiles and bureaucrats get the rope.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good old Bernard Cribbins. He's been going for years. He was in Dr Who and the Darleks with Peter Cushing as the Dr.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trouble was that when it was windy it soaked everyone in the vicinity. They demolished it a few weeks later.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There was a corker of a case here in Newcastle where they built a fountain level to the pavement at a cost of one million quid.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Beatles aren't creepy crawlies.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When the Americans fire, everyone keeps their heads down.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When the Germans fire we kept our heads down, when we fired the the Germans kept their heads down.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My Granddad who was at Dunkirk then pulling bodies from the blitz in London as he was too shellshocked to go back into the army.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's Bosnian Bill all over again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying you're wrong. However people tend to avoid shit. The only reason cow shit could work is if it was being used as a fuel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just realised, the quality is crap. Sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0