abdicus

7950 pts ยท October 29, 2016


Just wasting time here like everyone else.

This tiny guy hitched a ride on a patient into our clinic today. Walked him down stairs and back outside. He was so patient.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#4 Patagonia toothfish -> Chilean Sea Bass

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My work paid $6,500 this year for my health insurance. I additionally paid $14,500 for my wife and our two kids. My wife broke her ankle this year. That was another $8200 out of pocket.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you put the foot on sideways! The knee is pointed forward and the foot is pointed inward!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To me. This is the correct answer.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just curious, is that distinction different than just saying non-binary?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Than all of us.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 aww, I know it's a joke, but that looks like a youth x-ray showing LCPD with the elf superimposed on it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least you know this about yourself, which is good because the sleep is SO bad. Lol But, God, do I love my two little booger butts.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#7 This is the way.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just lost this lovely this week. Also a 9 year old puppy. She went gracefully, but hemangiosarcoma got her. :(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As Norm said, the cancer died with your mom, so it was a tie- your mom didn't lose, she took that bastard out. I'm sorry for your loss nevertheless. I can't imagine.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This honestly gave me flashbacks to what happened to my first girlfriend.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Some men like to be alone, but not by themselves. They want to be alone together.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well Tsunami from the earthquake did happen. Just not as bad as others.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is that high line in NYC?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Manchester by the Sea, distributed by Amazon (Prime Video) won a golden globe that year.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man. What a sad, sweet nostalgia: seeing someone at their peak, recently after they've died.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming the author meant this as the Latin "cum" pronounced "koom", meaning 'reality-star-since-influencer'. Of course the author is likely to be keenly aware of the double entendre, but technically using the phrase correctly to avoid accusations of slander.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

100 this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting picked up from after school sports. Mom waited for the collect call.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds neither quick nor fun.

2 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tbh she looks strong as hell. He looks built for show, she looks built for work.

2 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 5

It's legal in California.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you think framers are bad, you should see what roofers and drywall guys do.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1