Me avoiding responsibilites.
Well shit.
People being cooler than me.
Robin Williams' last lines in film.
Me, now that I have a job.
When one person in the group takes all the credit.
MRW I found out Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show.
Is this how it works?
The art of the handshake.
How to make you feel feelings by Dan Hipp.
MRW I hear someone arguing against vaccines.
Someone has his priorities right.
Remembering the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Dick Butt.
At least he gave it a shot.
An Australian taste tests American sweets.
What I think of when I see people arguing about the lightsaber in the new Star Wars trailer.
A helpful PSA.
You can't be good looking, well coordinated, AND athletic. That's some selfish shit.
All this time I've been leaving out the high five. No wonder I'm still single.
Bey and Belcher
MRW I get excited for Taco Tuesday and then realize that it's Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Mankind's greatest invention.
Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History
You ever just hear something so stupid?
I'd watch this Wonder Woman movie.
Mark Hamill knows what's up.
Me trying to reach my life goals.
Not mine, but still pretty cool.
Shout out to all the imgurians who don't like cats, watch/play sports, aren't the least bit socially awkward, don't have a sob story, and have a relatively average life sprinkled with occasional excitement.
So this is happening.
Broad City
Fanart of Jason Momoa as Aquaman in Batman vs Superman. Probably the only thing I like about the upcoming movie so far.
I know who Sony needs to hire.
Yes.
An imgurian walks into a bar.
Benedict Cumberbatch has been cast as Doctor Strange.
Nerfherder.
Found an interesting book at Barnes & Noble.
I like to think that she's singing, "Yeah, yeah, yeah! I am Lorde!!!".
We all have that one friend who you just know you're going to hell with.
Having none of your lion bullshit today.
Turns out the girl I was seeing is married. With a kid. If someone could feed me nachos while I contemplate my life that'd be greeaaaat.
MRW I find out she's underage.
For anyone working overnights/early mornings on the holidays like I used to.
Garfunkel and Oates have a tv show?!
The Avengers' secret Santa didn't turn out as well as imgur's. Someone isn't happy with his sockstikas.
I wouldn't even be mad if this happened to me.
MRW one of my friends hooks up with a she-douche.
Problem solved people.
Disney
Convicted killer Joran van der Sloot just got married in prison and I'm still single.
One of Michael Scott's ancestors.
I'll just leave this here.