96 pts ยท February 10, 2014
I only lost part of a finger. That still is a win right?
Haha. Kidding kidding. But seriously. Two weeks in. No damn selfies
No smoking on the second floor?
Too slow?
I'm still not getting you.
Didn't hear that
What?
I'm flying jack!
Thanks captain obvious
Kill it with fire
Like a hint that she needs a new spoon?
Then you may be doomed. Just web md your symptoms. And prepare the funeral
That may be something to get checked out by a doctor too
You know that's right!
It probably does bring happiness to the owner. But not sure about sexual preference
You had me at pizza
Now this i can work with *unzips*
I only lost part of a finger. That still is a win right?
Haha. Kidding kidding. But seriously. Two weeks in. No damn selfies
No smoking on the second floor?
Too slow?
I'm still not getting you.
Didn't hear that
What?
I'm flying jack!
Thanks captain obvious
Kill it with fire
Like a hint that she needs a new spoon?
Then you may be doomed. Just web md your symptoms. And prepare the funeral
That may be something to get checked out by a doctor too
You know that's right!
It probably does bring happiness to the owner. But not sure about sexual preference
You had me at pizza
Now this i can work with *unzips*