absolution04

96 pts ยท February 10, 2014


I only lost part of a finger. That still is a win right?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha. Kidding kidding. But seriously. Two weeks in. No damn selfies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No smoking on the second floor?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too slow?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still not getting you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't hear that

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'm flying jack!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks captain obvious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kill it with fire

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a hint that she needs a new spoon?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Then you may be doomed. Just web md your symptoms. And prepare the funeral

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That may be something to get checked out by a doctor too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know that's right!

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

It probably does bring happiness to the owner. But not sure about sexual preference

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You had me at pizza

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now this i can work with *unzips*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0