acerkake

273 pts ยท October 30, 2013


I play 13 instruments, 14 if you count mayonnaise.

This shit is really on the front page in 2019.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How long does it take a babies head to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I always keep my eyes closed while masturbating.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FINALLY A GOLDBERGS GIF! What an amazing show

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FINALLY A GOLDBERGS GIF! What an amazing show

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*aggressively coughs in your general direction*

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

@OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*incoherent old man grumbles*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am GrOOt!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twenty One Pilot's cover of Cancer by My Chemical Romance

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

dated your last s/o. If you date again within that period, you're not dating because you're ready, you're dating to fill the hole they left.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A rule I will always follow, and advise everyone that asks to follow, is not to date someone again for at least 1/2 the length you (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I apologize for my inferior pun

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it looks like you missed your oppor-tune-ity :D (you tune drums, it's the best I could do on short notice lol)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DON'T TAKE YOUR FINGERS OFF THE STICK FFS. PINKIES ARE IMPORTANT, DAMMIT.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

... I can respect that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL how did you come across this comment??? I posted it 2 years ago hahaha.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I love you. @OP, will... will you marry me?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie studio behind IT has stated that they are " absolutely not involved in the rash of clown sightings." Scary as fuck imo.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just bring the desert here. Duh.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AND YOU'RE NOT MY GENERAL!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lay the foundation pupper

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've stood in the spot those pictures were taken! I love Albuquerque <3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As every chased deer eventually buckles to the wolves,and every ship in a storm eventually ports,I've given up running from him.+1 yabastard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Alright Mr.Trump, enough cs for today.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0