273 pts ยท October 30, 2013
I play 13 instruments, 14 if you count mayonnaise.
This shit is really on the front page in 2019.
How long does it take a babies head to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I always keep my eyes closed while masturbating.
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FINALLY A GOLDBERGS GIF! What an amazing show
*aggressively coughs in your general direction*
@OP
*incoherent old man grumbles*
I am GrOOt!
Twenty One Pilot's cover of Cancer by My Chemical Romance
dated your last s/o. If you date again within that period, you're not dating because you're ready, you're dating to fill the hole they left.
A rule I will always follow, and advise everyone that asks to follow, is not to date someone again for at least 1/2 the length you (1/2)
I apologize for my inferior pun
Well it looks like you missed your oppor-tune-ity :D (you tune drums, it's the best I could do on short notice lol)
DON'T TAKE YOUR FINGERS OFF THE STICK FFS. PINKIES ARE IMPORTANT, DAMMIT.
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!
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... I can respect that.
LOL how did you come across this comment??? I posted it 2 years ago hahaha.
I think I love you. @OP, will... will you marry me?
The movie studio behind IT has stated that they are " absolutely not involved in the rash of clown sightings." Scary as fuck imo.
Just bring the desert here. Duh.
AND YOU'RE NOT MY GENERAL!
Lay the foundation pupper
I've stood in the spot those pictures were taken! I love Albuquerque <3
As every chased deer eventually buckles to the wolves,and every ship in a storm eventually ports,I've given up running from him.+1 yabastard
Alright Mr.Trump, enough cs for today.
This shit is really on the front page in 2019.
How long does it take a babies head to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I always keep my eyes closed while masturbating.
.
.
FINALLY A GOLDBERGS GIF! What an amazing show
FINALLY A GOLDBERGS GIF! What an amazing show
*aggressively coughs in your general direction*
@OP
*incoherent old man grumbles*
I am GrOOt!
Twenty One Pilot's cover of Cancer by My Chemical Romance
dated your last s/o. If you date again within that period, you're not dating because you're ready, you're dating to fill the hole they left.
A rule I will always follow, and advise everyone that asks to follow, is not to date someone again for at least 1/2 the length you (1/2)
I apologize for my inferior pun
Well it looks like you missed your oppor-tune-ity :D (you tune drums, it's the best I could do on short notice lol)
DON'T TAKE YOUR FINGERS OFF THE STICK FFS. PINKIES ARE IMPORTANT, DAMMIT.
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!
[deleted]
... I can respect that.
LOL how did you come across this comment??? I posted it 2 years ago hahaha.
I think I love you. @OP, will... will you marry me?
The movie studio behind IT has stated that they are " absolutely not involved in the rash of clown sightings." Scary as fuck imo.
Just bring the desert here. Duh.
AND YOU'RE NOT MY GENERAL!
Lay the foundation pupper
I've stood in the spot those pictures were taken! I love Albuquerque <3
As every chased deer eventually buckles to the wolves,and every ship in a storm eventually ports,I've given up running from him.+1 yabastard
Alright Mr.Trump, enough cs for today.