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31099 pts ยท June 6, 2019


Having lived a few years in this world I'm gonna go for outcome B. Other services will be just as shitty in no-time.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every time I paid rent.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst borders we ever came up with as a species. Even more useless than a smiley.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Configure your *arrs to rename the file and include the year. Just about any naming convention you like will do.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Trump. He might sanction the Netherlands simply for not knowing the difference between Danish and Dutch. Or because he saw the sun in the sky. Hell I'd even believe it if the fucker was stupid enough to make us safe from retribution because he's gonna bomb New Zealand over this. Dude is the definition of unpredictable.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see anything in this text that my union is preventing. If anything it is partially the reason for some of the bureaucracy.... granted the parts I agree with.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You'd need a different insult for those. But obviously it isn't much different. Why does that matter?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the ones that don't care about not finishing a project of course!

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me, even the most buff muscled swimmer can't force a panicking person above water unless you can stand up in the water. It's all about technique... or luck

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hah, always knew it happened. Never would have guessed those numbers.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, we do have to leverage AI... just you know, nowhere even remotely close to most of the things it is used for :(

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What I don't get... why does it even matter, what does blurring the house help him with.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd like to just reply with "yes" to this one, as is tradition. But clearly at other points it is suddenly no. So I guess the answer is maybe?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even order at the shops I go to. I just walk in, and they start hitting the counter for my usual order. Bet they don't even know my name though.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was he though? What'd he do that could actually be considered intelligent. Couldn't even pick a half decent password for his pc.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold it, now you're just wasting company money and that's a big no no. Just make the customer keep their foot in place and save on a extra sensor. We can use that as proof the user watched the video to get paid for the ads, whether or not they actually watch is irrelevant.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be silly, it's not 1999 anymore. Who can afford two bags.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if the boss is in.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they seal it shut with the same stuff they make the rest of the hive with? And in the case of the above picture. Do they have tiny jackhammers to open em up again.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

... host it on the pi?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Setting up a VPN server is about a hundred times easier than the rest of that plan.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably better than I seem to be at it :(

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw your comment coming from two.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I definitely wouldn't do it if the deal wasn't in my favour.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the sequel, Quite a few and one.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Write a script that asks for a fun fact every hour.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, I don't really have a job that conforms to normal work hours.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No choice, work.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Netherlands is one of the most regulated countries in the entire world. The US.... well....

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1