creamergorgan
It's annoying af fr
someone's been trying reach the upsidedown
Love can't save you Padme, only my new powers can!
Waiting for the official release of Pokemon Go as a northern Illinois resident who lives within walking distance of a plethora of historical markers, and vastly differing geological terrain.
serious relationship goals
clearly Facebook has never been in a relationship
Kurt Cobain, get out of my bonfire
so in a way, I really am a jedi
got fired for the first time today. mfw
it's like - every hell every character went through up until that point suddenly holds so much more weight
I gotta say, it was a good day
"Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him?" "I don't think so; no one can kill a Jedi!"
mmmhm
I couldn't let my buddies snap go unnoticed -
Dear anyone who believes "Darth Vader killed all the Jedi leaving (x) amount of Jedi and (x) amount of Sith, thus restoring balance to the force" - I present, Bendu. ::mic drop::
Finally, a man with a plan
the forks
this Valentine's day I am partaking in the Jessica Jones diet
That face you make when you realize you're a frog
can't even
I know this isn't /r/, but I am neck deep in the helpless depravity of a Star Wars lore binge. please share your favorite canon! (Disney or otherwise)
especially after the Clone Wars series; the Revenge of the Sith novelization was unbelievable. google for free pdf. thank me later.
binge watching clone wars series, reading Ep 3 novelization - like the endings gonna change
Three rocks, two fingers, splash of water; Frankie style
I miss my Chicken sofa king much.
you say you want a revolution
First accident. Head on. Drunk driver or uninsured because they sped off. I'm alive. Don't know how to feel right now.
biology teacher had us dissect fetal pigs sophomore year. to mask the smell of an entire classroom's worth of open baby pig carcasses she lit a pumpkin candle.
the breakfast of someone who has their shit together.
::you don't want to sell me deathsticks::
unpopular opinion puffin is unpopular
mfw consistently loading usersub's newest, but flagging and moderation is on point af tonight
6 year relationship "officially" ended in text today. take it friends; arm yourselves with knowledge
couldn't have put it any better than, "Yub Nub"
Musicians are people too, and you should serve our kind here - if only because the ones currently absorbing media backed attention are fking psychos.
30mg of 14 hour slow release Vyvanse after suffering from ADD, and working in a glorified warehouse cubicle 40 hours a week
::existential crisis increases::
......wtf?
relationship goals
Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery
This man means the world to me, and when ever I feel like I've lost any sense of inner peace, innocence, or personal strength; I always find my way back to his kind words.
you're my only hope
mfw as a male, I become infatuated with a female only to find out that she's a lesbian
applesauce, bitch
I even saw a trademark for the Force somewhere... starting to get that Order 66 feeling..
Gonna need an immediate evacuation, mechanical enhancements, and a massive breathing apparatus for that BUUURNN
Back on slow release ADD meds and Klonopin. I feel peaceful, like I can breathe again - but horrendously alone
welcome aboard the feels train my freaky darlings
showing up to work on Monday after a weekend long paintball event
Watching Empire, when suddenly - Rey's vision
I still can't think of anything
spiritual fruits
dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
you let me violate you
mfw when Netflix decides to get rid of the Clone Wars series literally - as I'm binge watching
I know the game was rushed; but what a phenomenal story in the expanded universe... that's most likely going to be disintegrated by disney
MFW my friend loans me his 2008 Nissan Quest, and reminds me that it has the same engine as a 350Z
mfw I get a snap from my friends doing something awesome they easily could have invited me to...