Hope. Betrayal. Disappointment.
I call this trick the mindfuck
Anyone want to go halves on an infinite pizza?
The solution to world hunger
Oh great, another mouth to feed
I love this time of year!
Ice cream is just too difficult to eat
Know your cells
Cue epic battle music
Time for a glass of cool, refreshing water
Another great Dark Souls kill
It was Angela Lansbury this whole time
Results may vary
At least buy me dinner first
MRW people keep calling me a wet basket
Puppy doesn't know how to deal with affection
Double stuf is for casuals
I'm a ladies man, no time to talk
I could use some ground support
You shouldn't have!
The best part of waking up is stock photos of women holding warm cups
Pepsi is never ok
My subconscious whenever I give my best effort
What I imaging having kids is like
Any direction, you say?
Classy meets trashy
When looking at a partial dog just won't cut it
This is how I expect every other driver on the road to act
Computers only do what you tell them to do
Pound it bro
Puppy doesn't know how to deal with affection
I bet you were hoping this was a good post
The term "platipi" is sometimes used but is technically incorrect
I'm surprised that they never had an episode where Kirk got the space herpes
Spider anatomy
Please enter your phone number
Calming cinemagraphs
Bird anatomy
A shocking tale of intrigue
Me at my second rodeo
She got the scoop
To Valhalla!
Monty Python was never afraid to take on serious issues
How not to crack an egg
Full frontal stamen
Ladies love efficient code
Kevin knows what's up
The game
Oh hello
Life must have been so much more difficult back then
Porkour
Me at an interview
Live long and sip gin and juice
Super spooky jump scares
Say hello to your new fetish