So my wife was staying in the hospital last night and
Either I'm trolling a spambot or I just blew the only chance I might get this summer.
If George Lucas was consistent
#PissforEquality - 4chan trolls tumblrs to pee their pants
Fallout 4 running on my android phone in 1080p on high settings.
This photo looks like it has had its colours inverted
MRW when my wife wears my underwear
Darth Sidious Alternate Origin Story
Decided to try this "outside" thing today. Didn't get too far.
Told the Wheatus drummer his shirt looked like dickbutt. He said lots of folk tonight said the same.
Not sure if this is a children's toy or an adult toy
Yep, sounds about right
I carry one of these around to remind myself of my crushing mortality.
Heartless predators shoot at defenseless Li ion. You won't believe what happens next.
English Beyonce?
This isn't even my final form!
So bitter it needs to be contained in its own magentic field
Just became a Dad, and my colleague got me this.
Europe's Greatest Supervillian