alienoperations

480 pts ยท July 30, 2013


How does your username work if you are OP, and your mother is also a nurse?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, we've fixed the first bug, now what if... Oh damn.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are awesome. My girlfriend is a vet receptionist and she cries over money cases that they can't help. Wish more people thought that way.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sir, you're a badass. Keep being a badass. Your attitude is truly an inspiration. As a fellow 20 something that fought cancer, you rock.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a d'aww moment that cannot be expressed in 140 characters (or 140000 characters)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was the saddest thing I never saw coming in that book.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like it has parkinsons in those gifs. You could name him Peter Parker (or Peter Cottontail).

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a real shame =(.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm the secret backup unit that was released after the first Sam Bever died. I have all of his memories... except for those about my death.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry they gave you a hard time. I have a few friends that got a load of crap because of misfilled out forms. Usually they're good imo.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why's that?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I checked with the registration desk later. The girl writing the names on bags made a mistake.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My scoutmaster noticed this and fixed it. They then sent me this picture.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"What's on my head? Mom, am I okay? I better get a treat for this."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's even better is when it's a technical question, and the English skills (of any person) interfere with the transmission of nerd.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANKS OBAMA!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't wife your sister... that'd be weird.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just because I enjoy my tea with a side of global colonization doesn't make me a bad person.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you can digest plastic, yes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Herpasaurus derp? Derpasaurus rex? Sam?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you call a retarded dinosaur?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That pink arrow was definitely photoshopped in.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That's one weird animal in the last picture. I wonder what his diet consists of?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but publicity gets them more donations, so they can do this for more children.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's a crime against humanity right there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It's not the first time and it won't be the last...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're a very smart, funny, beautiful woman, and I enjoy your presence every day. My favorite activities are cooking and cleaning for you.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're an idiot.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0