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1291 pts ยท May 13, 2015


Also, I assume the average bot is going at it 24/7 while I'm going to stop at the end of the work day. No way I can keep up with those numbers.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean it is a banana the size of 3 guys or 3 guys in a banana suit?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may not be cute, young, or a woman, but I wouldn't want my number posted for everyone to see either. Good on her.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seriously, it was worth a chuckle the first few times, but we've beaten an entire fucking field of dead horses with no sign of slowing down.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Honestly, yes it does. Billions of people have had to learn the basic etiquette of work email. It isn't some unattainable skill that only a few are born with. Using AI sends the message that people using it cant/won't perform essential parts of their job without help.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're limiting yourself by adding the extra step of thinking instead of skipping directly to saying shit. The key to trump speech is to take a handful of thoughts and then just spray words that are vaguely linked to those concepts for weeks, months, or even years. Also, he can employ people to come up with sufficiently stupid ideas so he doesn't have to break away from rambling.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure they both have a pretty impressive liquor cabinet without having to share with each other.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny enough, that is the one I've tried ketchup on eggs. I always thought it sounded weird because I had never heard of it as a kid. During covid, I was still using the workplace cafeteria and breakfast had gotten noticeably bad as they had to buy cheaper, lower quality ingredients, particularly eggs. Sure enough, a healthy dose of ketchup covered up the difference.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the first time I actually needed to break it out of whatever drawer I kept it in to prove my identity. The guy asks me why it was laminated. I didn't have any particular reason except that was my mom chose to do before trusting me with it. He points out the fact it it actually tells you not to laminate on the back of the card. He then proceeds to use it as ID anyway, so I honestly wonder if anyone actually gives a shit about it.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snopes found that the info is incorrect. The actual group in question was about 1000. 62 million is the number of users, both men and women, on a porn site. Some of the men used the porn site to tell others about their group, so it was claimed incorrectly that there are 62 million members of the group. A bunch of people are doubling down and shitting on anyone who corrects the numbers or cites the snopes article.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She definitely doesn't look happy to be there. That expression has a stranger danger vibe imo.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I worked at a hotel that had some wealthy Qatar kids visit. They got annoyed that they weren't old enough to drive in the US, so they bought mountain bikes, which were forgotten after 5 minutes and got donated after they went home. Just one example of the how they blew their weekly allowance on impulse purchases.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#3 Sick combo attack from that tree. Surprise drop to shock the opponent followed by an immediate finishing move.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#31 If the wedding is child free, do you still go on a sex offender list?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So they can take pictures and video to brag about.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Who is Amber and why is she trying to put us in camps?

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to write vague goal statements that equated to improving my resume to find a position with better pay and proper work/life balance. Nobody was under any illusion that the company would ever offer me that and nobody ever questioned or commented on it.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guessing this is the bit about a Starbucks being across the street from another Starbucks? I remember thinking about it and realizing my town already had that scenario for years because a Barnes & Noble had a Starbucks on the second floor, which overlooked a strip mall that also had a Starbucks.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did they have an alternate pick for Saruman that could hold up to Christopher Lee? Would the two have simply swapped places and knocked it out of the park anyway?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump tower? Yeah, you wanna head up to Biden Blvd, take a right, and then keep going until you hit Kamala Lane.

8 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

#8 I feel like that would be really fucking weird coming from a doctor. Sounds more like something they would ask a child on Law & Order.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the bit in South Park where they have a public food drive, but everyone openly acknowledges it's just for Kenny's family.

8 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

#9 I definitely appreciated a bar that had switched over to a Marvel marathon on TNT during the slow time of day. I assume most places are afraid of losing part of a big demographics if they don't keep ESPN running 24/7.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIRC, there wasn't a fight. Dipshit was shouting slurs at protesters, some guy grabs his glasses and runs, dipshit tries to catch him and falls face first on asphalt.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a temp job I had in a warehouse. The manager would give a pep talk about how openings happen all year, so showing hard work was a head start to a real job. The thing is, you could walk in off the street, point at any employee and say "yea I sat next to that guy on bus once and he's my reference" and you would be instantly hired. I saw over 20 job openings and only 2 temps got hired. I also saw a kid fresh out of high school who quit after 3 hours. Fuck Napa Auto.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a phone that developed a rare habit of just ignoring the alarm. A couple times a year, I would wake up and realize there was way too much sunlight from the windows and sure enough, I'm an hour late for work.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0