The News: "We must practice Social Distancing in this time of crisis". My introvert ass:
And don't even get me started with the "hole" in the top right corner of the screen trend either.
When you haven't had a piece of fruit or vegetable for what seems like forever so you eat a slice a watermelon
No Events, Gatherings, Gyms, Casinos, Bars, Theaters, Restaurants and stay in your homes for 15 days or even more.
Current events
Now I'm not saying mind reading technology already exists and is already in the hands of high-tech companies and governments but
News: "We have to exercise mandatory social distancing to combat the virus. This will be very difficult." Introverts:
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
Because Coronavirus isn't doing a fast enough job, introducing...
Some fancy new store opened up near by. Went to check their website to see what they sell, but a pop up saying I have to sign up first is blocking my way
TFW you're told to just stay home and you're an introvert.
When you win an argument with facts
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MRW I see South Korea has drive-thru testing for COVID-19 for anyone who wants to take it while the U.S. doesn't
MRW I hear about something called a "Skull Crusher Challenge" on TikTok and see videos of what it is on the news
"Wait? You mean acting stupidly and irresponsibly has consequences? Riot!" -NYC Orthodox Jewish Communities
TFW the Chinese kid in your class with a perfect attendance record since kindergarten calls out sick
A hero...
MRW I read what this Canadian PM "controversy" if all about and it's about fucking donuts. Fucking donuts...
Bring back rectangle phone screens with sharp corners.
Muh memes
Don't touch that
MRW (as a New Yorker) I hear Florida is setting COVID-19 records everyday and doing the worst than any other state.
This is the way
Dafuq?
I just found this out...
Wait... you're actually serious?
Every fucking article be like
Remember when we all thought we'd be driving flying cars by now?
MRW I wake up and all of a sudden we hate LeBron James now?
He's gorgeous.
I'm slightly offended but I'll survive.
When quarantine fatigue starts to set in
Unpopular Opinion (Phone Screens)
*whistles*
I had no idea I was such a bigot
Come to think of it, my tin foil supply 'is' pretty low...
Poor Climate Change Girl
I'm sorry Tigger
Much different. So unique. Very original. Wow.
Is nothing sacred?
Me watching married and living together couples during this quarantine slowly discovering they actually can't stand each other
shame.gif
OMG
When you violate Social Distancing
2019
Your butthole when you've had one too many burritos
I'm doing my part.
Nope
Government: "Social distancing, stay in home, 15 days at least." Spring Breakers:
I'm may be "a little" cranky until I've had it.
World: "China's totalitarianism is a threat to democracy and freedom as a whole" China: *curbs virus w/ totalitarianism* World:
When your indoor cat thinks he's an outdoor cat & decides to leave the house only to realize he can't last 3 minutes in the wild
Not every little thing needs slo-mo
Go home.
Rolls On Wheels?
No thanks.
When you find a pistachio shell without a single crease to be found, completely intact and uncracked.
That poker face
I don't get it.