andy78uk

19388 pts ยท February 13, 2015


9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That snek also has a soul patch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Hello, Lookalikes'R'Us, do you have a David De Gea but who looks quite camp?". "Well as it happens..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hope you are wearing that baseball cap from Back to the Future 2, OP. If not I will be very disappointed in you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's bright out OP, put your sunglasses on

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both wearing the same outfit, that'a a bit embarrassing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manbearpig?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you chosen your new house yet?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a rehearsal for some weird musical

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Good luck with your extra surgery OP but it looks like you're doing great so far

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Take the hint.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That rules out Scotland then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, maybe fried too?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouija boards and seances?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wtf are those?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Sounds more like the cat is killing them and all the staff are just overlooking it because it's paying them off.

9 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 1

*Omaha is hail

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Stop fucking about with my stuff, I had it just how I like it" -bunny

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Definitely sounds like an acquired taste

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't even have to talk to her, just had to nod your head or grunt as a way of saying yes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Sure, that's why...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unlikely.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you absolutely sure she's not one?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It didn't happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that's not even banana flavoured lip balm for scale!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Propeller powered buttplug

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tangerine flavoured sour ale? That sounds weird rather than fancy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slowly turning into a polar bear, might want to see a vet about that.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0