andyonetime

11582 pts · August 28, 2013


HOLY FUCKING JEEZUZ! 6674 POINTS! I win imgur. Its over, shut it down, thanks for coming. You're all banned from my website that I now OWN WITH ALL my 6674 POINTS. If you get this to the front page you win nothing but an internet high five.

Joe Rogan “clearly this was done by aliens, I’m gonna spread pseudoscience about it.”

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bryce Mitchell has also said Hitler was a good patriot and would be the kind of guy he’d like to go fishing with. He fucking sucks a lot.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are gonna be so good this year

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hidden in the settlement is not just a slush fund for his cronies, but also an agreement that his family is immune from all prosecution. Hopefully that is struck down/withdrawn as well.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he is some variety of Scandinavian and I feel like it’s not crazy to have Viking rune tattoos but I looked him up and yeah he fucking sucks. I wish I could watch MMA and not know that 99% of fighters are garbage human beings.

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I immediately started whistling

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Trump eats his steaks well done and with ketchup sssooooo

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile my two idiots act like I’m literally setting the house on fire at the mere suggestion that they get washed or bathed.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A conviction would just be an extra win. The main goal is to distract people and the media, the secondary aim is to inconvenience trumps perceived enemies with legal fees, wasted time, and tarnished reputation.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m glad that you’re making that distinction but I am deeply concerned that most people who are rightly protesting against the Israeli government do not distinguish its actions from the global Jewish diaspora.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4-3-2-1

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do horsefly’s not bite defensively?

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s wild that you can just be openly Islamophobic like this and get away with it. I’m not saying America hasn’t always been racist but I swear there was a time where bald faced bigotry like this was at least considered disqualifying for elected representatives.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure why the original comment was downvoted. The implication is that King wasn’t killed when he advocated for racial equality but he killed when his rhetoric shifted to economic equality and class solidarity. The timing of his assasination certainly lends credence to this interpretation if nothing else so again, not really sure why the downvotes.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I feel like if you’re a Canadian wine drinker; being forced to drink French and Italian and Chilean and Argentine and New Zealand and South African and German wine is just a patriotic sacrifice you’ll have to make.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thing I noticed.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The “dementia addled dictator wants to arbitrarily annex a glacier” and “Brownshirt era federal agency declares nationwide war on brown people” news cycles are being intentionally manufactured to remove focus from the “president is a giant pedophile” News cycle.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

But John Oliver the horse would Definitely fuck that horse.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s almost like a researched and nuanced approach to geopolitics is better than reactionary racist bullshit.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I’m a serious serious fighter, you’re gonna get fucked up.” -AJ

8 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Maybe congress should just do that anyway Mr. Johnson…you know…on account of all the crimes…

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Such an underrated movie

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Peppercorns Lana.

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*lit. Beach of Love of Love Beach

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what they called the people who just supported Hitler for his economic policies? Nazis. You know what they called the people who just supported his foreign policy? Nazis. You don’t need a flag in your office, if you work for or vote for the GOP, then you’re in bed with Nazis and should be addressed accordingly.

10 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

They don’t care if they win the case. The point is to punish enemies via time in court/money spent in defense, and to dissuade white hat action against the administration in the future.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shoutout Maryland OG

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never enough Hasbullah content on Imgur r

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Romans practiced Damnatio Memoriae, where state would attempt to obliterate the name and image of a condemned person, usually a disgraced emperor or traitor, from public view by defacing statues, removing names from inscriptions, and melting down coins. While not always fully successful in eradicating memory due to literary accounts and inherent difficulties in complete erasure, it served as a powerful public mark of shame against a person deemed harmful to the state

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Obituaries are in the back page of the newspaper”

“Not the one I’m looking for”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0