anonigma

254 pts ยท February 2, 2016


Slippery slope. Should a retail worker be fired because their ex-boss was incompetent?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might need to feed your cat treats if he's stealing noodles out of your mouth.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No context: "Peanut Butter is too expensive! I can't afford it!" W/ context: "I only have $1 left in the budget. Can I buy peanut butter..."

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Scratch that! Cheese for no one! Can't be much of a party if you don't like cheese!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's rude and will make slanderous claims about your mother.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't get it. Can you explain for him?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Suck a penis one time and suddenly the whole cheer squad thinks you like men!

6 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Nuts grow on trees

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reason people were mad is bc it only applied to 45 states. For the other 5 and rest of the world, the money went to WB's pockets.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#1 AKA Louis CK style.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The math checks out. At least 7 dollars would be made.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BATTER IN DA VAN

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Run Blake, Run!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quack

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. What's going on?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that's taking "beating your meat" to the next level.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that said "Russians"...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right shark has seen some better days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swiggity Swoogity, upvote that booty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phil never got home because his sister loosened his brakes and instead spent the next 3 weeks in the hospital.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here we can see one of the few cases of Unpopular Opinion Puffin is actually used correctly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

85% of the time, you're always right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a while to realize that the left and right ones also had cat heads...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't, HIPAA violation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How would you be able to tell it's Left Shark without anything to its right though?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically this, but Left Shark appeared to be dancing off-beat and "doing its own thing" compared to everything else. The internet loved it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Kaladin worked with the ease of one who bound wounds dozens of times before." Kinky.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taiyaki...uguu!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uguu!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0