apatheticpyro

8943 pts ยท January 27, 2013


I... uh...I...hm. Hi.

Or "I love you, which is why I want you to lose weight"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's funny, don't get me wrong. It'd just be so much funnier with correct math.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drax*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, so you want to send all the liberals to prison and support them with your tax money? Seems like you'd be against that kind of thing.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Seconded

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, vinegar. The acetic acid dissolves the shell. Also, putting food coloring in there makes for some interesting eggs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's actually a genetic thing, so no, you're not alone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, he just shaved.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't think you'll ever find a another situation to apply that statement to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's actually something someone put together as a joke, so I'm guessing no, not outside the internet at least.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, sounds super sketchy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it's inherited from your mother!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have anything to say either way on this but you realize muscle is the meat, right?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is something I can certainly get behind. Thank you to everyone who has served our country.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Remember everyone, the normal, everyday decent people aren't the ones you see in the media. It goes for both sides, both past and present.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the shorties, I don't see cool thermoses like that often.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the Droid always has your back

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

(2/2) for a microchip if you can. I've been feeding some wild kittens in my yard and they run at the sight of me so far.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that cat was born wild, it would probably be way more skittish unless someone has already socialized it. It's definitely best to check(1)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call those Smudgies. Good shit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully she gets used to him. Snakes are really amazing animals, especially when they're relaxed with you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You picked a good snake then. Ball pythons are awesome, chill snakes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice. First time snake owner, or do you have others?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's beautiful! How long have you had him?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does this not have more points?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

He really knows how to back that ass up

11 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 1

I imagine he's up there because he whines when he's alone but really doesn't like getting wet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Korra as a child.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the elusive cloud hamster. You have chosen well.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0