ari22682

6631 pts ยท March 22, 2015


Well. That's an issue.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh, who the fuck am I offending, the nazis?!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only "kinda"?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thought so. This my first time seeing these things outside of How Ridiculous (they called them Atlas stones there).

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing they get progressively heavier down the line, or is he expending al of his energy lifting them? Or a combination of the two?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Gravy Seals ride again!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how_come_he_dont_want_me_man.jpg

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

["Stage England - Cammy" intensifies]

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No cashier in the world gets paid enough to move that fast.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 "My power level ain't none of ya freaking business!"

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Operatic metal, symphonic metal, heavy mythril...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not so sure I like this Russian Blues Bros. release...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit, EDP...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seven washing machines? Say...what is that in metric?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere, at this very moment, Tim Buckley feels like someone owes him an apology...and he knows EXACTLY why.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be specific, it's completely fucking stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears!" "HIS EARS IF WE'RE LUCKY."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scott Steiner loves the part about disposing of the ducks that are too fat...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would totally be down for a 2-hour movie of Batista reacting and laughing at things.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like Mahjong Night at the Inventory. With GLaDOS running the table.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The God of Tits and Wine" musical number would be a smash hit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can totally picture Jim making that loud, keening wail that Tom from Tom & Jerry made when he was in pain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... ;) and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher; arrow launcher (w/exploding or poison gas heads, very practical);

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooots at Mangalores; bullets fly to the mannequin instead]

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in police gear] One shot...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray;

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0