army65

201 pts ยท August 6, 2013


Ma'am it appears your arteries are clogged with velociraptors. There's nothing we can do.

I want these... for reasons

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we really gonna ignore the fact this guy met a real leprechaun??

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where I worked we had dummy tags & real ones; the stuff nearest the doors had dummy ones on to stop the alarm going off constantly. TMYK.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ah ok, looks pretty much just like joined up writing but I can see the G and Q are a little weird

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the onions?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then surely that's just poor penmanship rather than being able to read cursive?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I googled it and it just looks like normal joined up writing? What am I missing?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly don't get how you lot can't read/write cursive? We just call it writing in the UK... (and no, not everyone uses it here)

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

yeah that's what I meant :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but in the comments on one pic he says it's not his so...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I snooped some more and pretty sure the baby pics are his nephews; he looks about 15...

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Twerking without moving your ass at all is some kind of talent in itself

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pineapples make my mouth bleed :(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did this too, I found out the hard way that it saved conversations when my dad was clearing out his computer and found them...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm supposed to be going to the gym in an hour but this is making me wanna stay fat and eat everything

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I understand how being blind stops you from holding a cat...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna need to know where you purchased these

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has the Kimble Cho stare down to a T

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst is when you don't realise until your boyfriend asks what's poking out of your top & you have no idea how long it's been like that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

seriously?! the doors been closed for however many years but you couldn't wait a week or two to open it before posting?!?! so done right now

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O_O

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow... our version was 'uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway'. Always wondered wtf it was supposed to be

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is a truly magical jumper. When my family thought I was a lesbian all I got was an awkward conversation

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw every film in the cinema but only because all my friends were obsessed with it. I sat there secretly loathing every minute

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

YES! I was just about to comment about this, so glad someone else remembers Undercover Princes; the african guy was hilarious

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

definitely read that as magnetic pussy

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

yay the cat paws are back!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

google + is such a ree

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4