astillac

1838 pts ยท November 27, 2012


Bless this comment thread. Bless its lovely, snarky little heart.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, "don't be silly!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But still, fuck Trump. Man shouldn't be in charge of tying his shoes, let alone a branch of government.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm already here! As long as I don't get kicked out, I'm good.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The magic of gluten, that marvelous fucking bastard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly because people would take me a little more fucking seriously if I was going to vomit undigested food on their floor. Fuckers.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I threw up as a kid (parents didn't think a wheat allergy was real?) but now I just get the razor wire in the guts. I wish I still threw up.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You gotta be careful with teeth. Trick is to never draw the line between them all the way to the lips.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I certainly don't stop him from eating stuff with wheat in it just because I can't have it. Who does that? 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My poor husband can't have gluteny pizza at home because I'm allergic to wheat and it makes it hard for me to breathe. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May the odds be ever in your favor. And may the ring fit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct. (Yaaaay!)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I only have one upvote to give. I'm sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you ever want to feel like a dirty homo farnsworth, be anglophone and move to Quebec. I've become afraid of making eye contact.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I'm new to the whole milk in bags thing, but I'm sold on it for one reason - no milk crusties. They always grossed me out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American transplant in Quebec: Last week I wasn't paying attention and cut the bag on the handle side. Turning it around was a nightmare. :S

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

KONAAAAAAA!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahaha! Is this the first genuine laugh of the evening!? I think it is! UPVOTE FOR YOU!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY. I have done all of these things. I still have no idea what they want. I am certain they don't know. Face-to-face tomorrow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhaha, you're right! Oh god.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last one, you can see him starting to take off the hood, like "Dude, no, look, it's okay! I'm sorry!"

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

It makes you want to kick a few asses?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For their intended purpose - fucking terrifying. As a secret fort - absolutely awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am so, so jealous.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Lord in heaven. I am ex-military and fat because of injuries sustained during service. Shush.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I NEED THIS

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If you get a bag nugget, it's from the drive-though goddesses, okay?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, we don't miscount that shit. They pretty much make it impossible to fit more than the allotted number of nuggets in the container

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0