astrangeparrot

9849 pts ยท August 27, 2014


Splosions and boobs. Also, occasional social commentary.

Born in Gastonia, can confirm. They were not pleased.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grandparents bought house in 1971 for $28k. Currently valued at $175k. Glad I'm the only person in the will.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This sounds like the most involved and least sexy form of a threesome.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm late but relevant. Polly want a chunk o' that sweet ass. Rawk.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fam. You have to see if he puts on a water droplet as a hat after the rain. It's *almost* too cute.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BAT! *poof*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And that's the bottom line, 'coz astrangeparrot said so!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know what, fam, I didn't get my "hell yeah," but I'm glad you're looking out for us. God save the queen n' all that jazz.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow American chiming in. That sounds like the opposite of a problem. Obligatory "can I get a 'hell yeah?!'"

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The stupidity is exceeded only by the luck.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Paging @TinyOctopus.

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 8

D'ya like dags?

8 years ago | Likes 937 Dislikes 3

You have to fix net neutrality, so that I can be in the sequel!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's got some Toxic Love to share with her. I'll see myself out now.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have this thing called "death wobble" if the steering/suspension hasn't been cared for. The term isn't really an exaggeration. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drivetrain is bulletproof factory, but if it's been messed with and not done properly, it goes to hell quick. Solid front axle vehicles 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NP. Jeeps are typically sturdy as frig, but they get modded a lot and you don't always know what's been done (or hasn't) to them. The 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeep expert here. Steer clear of rust if you're going to CO. Before you know it you'll be able to stop like in the Flintstones.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

can be just as foul-tempered and "vicious" as any other dog. 4/4.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and that leads to more dogs who don't behave, so small ones get a pass because it's harder to see them as dangerous, even though they 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as serious as serious as larger dog bites, that doesn't mean they're "vicious" or whatever term. Working dogs are often used in fighting 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not saying a pit bite isn't more of a problem, sorry if I was unclear, what I'm saying is that because small dog bites aren't usually 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Common sense. Get bit by a small dog who can't inflict as much damage as a larger one, needs less attention.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Small yapper-type dogs bite, but they don't hurt as bad or do as much damage as a working dog's bite, so they don't get reported as often.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dunno how or why. Her siblings all lived pretty long too. No hip issues or any such horrors.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eh... something something % of dogs being used fighting or are generally abused. I figure more chihuahuas bite, but they don't hurt as bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3