My thoughts on these kids from a local restaurant calling me at all times of the day from Google numbers for no apparent reason.

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I use these to kill werewolves.

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Guys? Guys?!

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I'm 1 Point away from one of these.

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MRW people ask me if I watch porn.

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MRW if I ever went after a woman and she came after me sometime later...

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I hoped for head but instead got tail. So mad.

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Me when trying to decide whether I shouldn't say something or should say something to a waitress and risk getting slapped for off kilter risque sexual harassment.

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Me making innuendos.

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