52 days sober, dump!
Who's a good boy?
Oh, hai.
And a couple of guys were up to no good, started making trouble in my hayi.
Held hostage...
So hot! Want to touch the hiney!
My daughter thinks she's hilarious.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
#neverforget
My friend clearly got on the wrong train...
I'm not good at mathematics.
What day is it?
I love my job.
Amazon review = win!
Orange smornge.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
It's a love story...
Beautiful kit Tuesday
Accurate.
A meat baby story.
Cymbal in slow-moooooo for my satisfaction.
3 legged wonder dog
I did it again!
Take pride in your humor
A.C. Slayer...
Ride the tiger...
Bun bo hue.
Marketing at it's highest level.
Proofs.
TIL = I need scuba gear and a large body of water.
Success!
Bro...do you even, hover?
I'm here to buy some shit...
Only you can prevent forest fires.
A friend of mine DJ's locally and out of all the b.s. requests, he gets this from a 12 year old. :)
Fancy.
The bottle cap sniper strikes again!
Driving around then, BAM!!!
Behold...
I'm on an interstate to purgatory...
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Pulling the noodle, aye?
Everything is on fire...
My musician father
MRW I fart in my office with the door closed and someone from Central Command calls me on the wall.
I need guidance...
I made ramen, again!
What it feels like when I'm down voted in usersub...
Awe yeah...
New TATTUESDAY
Today is my Cake Day! Imgur - You guys are the bees knees!
So, it's begun....
I'm no fool...
MRW I learned what LNI meant...
The Downersaurus has some things to say to you...
*squuuuiiiinch*
I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time.
Zero.
This is so un-2017 of me.
It's my cake day, so here's the first thing I favorited.