averagebrainfarmer

4530 pts · November 6, 2020


Hilarious

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baseball stuff.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was thinking, thanks for posting the link.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I went by my first apartment building it was a gravel lot.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

K2 on the cans, dynamite, eyeball, alien.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

History sighs, repeats itself.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’ll bring you back to +1. Got a chuckle.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is there no visible damage to the ground/road where the tornado has passed?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey you!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had neighbors in two different apartments whose crap flowed up into my kitchen sink.

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Buck Owens

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buck Owens

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you had a million dollars for every day since July 4, 1776, it would only be a little more than $91 billion.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

On it.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mostly read in bed, so it’s going to be a chore holding it up.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send Brenda more life.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Many gardeners, my wife included, don’t.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

With one WA plate for variety sake.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SIKE!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This scene comes to mind every day at work.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The white zone is for loading and unloading only, if you gotta load or unload go to the white zone, you’ll love it, it’s a way of life. - Frank Zappa

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that was kind of the point, the juxtaposition of the natural and the man-made.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s the way I’ve heard it too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And this is what Twitter is like now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a ten-cent deposit on cans and bottles and people still throw them away.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where’s the sound?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had the Star Trek jet disc gun. Hadn’t thought about it since I was a kid.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ya gotta at least be on the beat.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A squirrel did it in front of my house. A really loud bang and no power.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0