averymorpheus

2279 pts · September 17, 2019


Thanks for checking me out, but i have a boyfriend Did you see my cat, Luna? You should. Oh, and did you know I'm Canadian? Yep, just a bundle of kindness over here k .. later.

Orgy? .. how are ones at the bottom even breathing?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mt. St. Helen erupted on my birthday

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pronounce it 'Salmon' cause it's the correct way to say it soooo

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So once he's clean of the trash, will that make him just a panda?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No no no

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why ... yes, yes it is

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Dammmit .. got me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How sweet. Thank you for providing her a beautiful and comfortable way to transition. Im sorry for your loss ❤

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And this one

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A million pets daily, no water or food dropped off .. but seriously, wow what a chill cat

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hail Santa

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still triggers me today .. damn scary!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hey, what up with #28?? I dont get it, and i really tried

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bus drivers!! Wont somebody think of the bus drivers!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snoozy orange potato ?

6 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

I have a theory ... the toilet paper companies win here like never before

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean angry trash kitten?? Most definatly!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great! Now I need a baby croc, two ferrets, a hyena and possibly a baby seal to complete my life! Thanks a lot

6 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Im having the same issue .. my girl is getting chonky

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Creme de cacao, banana vodka and cream over coffee

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great job!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2019 goal: lose weight, feel great! 2020 goal: starting .. now ..

6 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

YAAASSSSS!!! Keep going strong, and know that people around the world are rallying for you too! In spirit, sending a hug ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi pig, sending you a hug!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An impossible task

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm giving you +1 props for your recognition of his comment. I too wondered.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I snorted outloud! This is some good stuff eh

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How horses think: Hey!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0