1633 pts · March 16, 2014
stop looking for excuses to argue with me
Estrella del mar atropellada
Been a long day and u gonna make me cry at 4 am
Creates an air tight seal
A glorious death indeed
I mean aren't all moms weenie pits?
I forgot got my contact lenses... shit.
Fucking curve balled me you bastard. Got someone cutting onions at 1am
I just got in the car tho
Laughing at Californians that come to visit Arizona
Laughs in Arizonan
I fucking loved rango
Wouldn’t mind seeing a few from high school there ain’t gonna lie
Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep em meep meep meep
Fucking love my knippex just got another set from matco best clippies ever
Who the fuck uses boost mobile anymore?
I was that young father 9 years later I have my house ,Both cars paid and a loving family whom I’ll defend to the death.
So teachers can’t even afford cocaine nowadays ... it’s a fucking tragedy .
8ball running for 150 for decent quality don’t have to work much harder than I do now to buy a good sack
Haven’t seen a coke nail in a while all my peeps just use their card or key
Bumps
Shrugs.... unzips pants
Why would you pull that far left and down
Now . Stick your dick under it
It’s almost 11 O’clock I just worked a 16 hr shift and you have me contemplating on taking my dryer apart
Make funny ninja sounds while he is moving hilarity x100 will ensue
I mean they aren’t whiskers per se but a helluva lot longer than pubes . Fuck it yea they’re whiskers.
It’s not that bad was you get used to 115 degrees the rest of the time it’s a breeze
A butt is 126 gallons.”
Buttload: “A 'butt' is a traditional unit of volume used for wines and other alcoholic beverages. A butt is generally defined to be two
Fuck hoas lol
Estrella del mar atropellada
Been a long day and u gonna make me cry at 4 am
Creates an air tight seal
A glorious death indeed
I mean aren't all moms weenie pits?
I forgot got my contact lenses... shit.
Fucking curve balled me you bastard. Got someone cutting onions at 1am
I just got in the car tho
Laughing at Californians that come to visit Arizona
Laughs in Arizonan
I fucking loved rango
Wouldn’t mind seeing a few from high school there ain’t gonna lie
Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep em meep meep meep
Fucking love my knippex just got another set from matco best clippies ever
Who the fuck uses boost mobile anymore?
I was that young father 9 years later I have my house ,Both cars paid and a loving family whom I’ll defend to the death.
So teachers can’t even afford cocaine nowadays ... it’s a fucking tragedy .
8ball running for 150 for decent quality don’t have to work much harder than I do now to buy a good sack
Haven’t seen a coke nail in a while all my peeps just use their card or key
Bumps
Shrugs.... unzips pants
Why would you pull that far left and down
Now . Stick your dick under it
It’s almost 11 O’clock I just worked a 16 hr shift and you have me contemplating on taking my dryer apart
Make funny ninja sounds while he is moving hilarity x100 will ensue
I mean they aren’t whiskers per se but a helluva lot longer than pubes . Fuck it yea they’re whiskers.
It’s not that bad was you get used to 115 degrees the rest of the time it’s a breeze
A butt is 126 gallons.”
Buttload: “A 'butt' is a traditional unit of volume used for wines and other alcoholic beverages. A butt is generally defined to be two
Fuck hoas lol