badasschemist

58394 pts · October 9, 2014


I do chemistry on booze. Mostly bourbon.

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew up with very bad asthma as a child. It makes me happy that they kinda figured out a way to make it work for animals. I don't wanna have to ever try to put a cat into one of those.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

None taken. Be excellent to everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He just eats in there. He and one of his brothers have food aggression. Not ideal but it keeps them out of trouble.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I used to donate to locks of love. I got a corporate job and my VP was a deusche. My boss (under said VP) basically said "I can't tell you what to do but changing your appearance would be helpful for your career". It certainly cut down on the "random " drug tests. I was sad to give it up as it was 1 of my 2 charitable contributions I could do being financially strapped. I'm still clean cut but I continue doing Project Warm insulating low income housing windows with plastic during cold months.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swinging a golf club over and over and over will make your muscles sore. Much like swinging an axe over and over and over.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oldie but Goldie

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you access "It" in a public school library?. There's a lot of weird sexy stuff in there. I also understand that those banning books don't actually read them... Or care about the matter as a whole. Them Bibles are pretty messed up too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

"I'm gonna need about tree fiddy"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed... But where is the 6 foot long balsa plane I was envisioning from reading the title 🤣

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say "someone appears to be a lefty"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sleep with my door closed because otherwise my dogs will play tag with the cats all night and no one will sleep.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first lightning strike was a "pack it in bro". 🤣

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A classic. My buddy Cory has one. Naturally we call him "Corgar".

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still never beat this. Got very far but got stuck.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way is needed. Just make everyone wait tables for a few years before going to college or the military.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you stranger

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whisky or whiskey?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no idea who you are or what you do for a living... But that's funny shit.🤣

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None of the cinema is romantic 🤣 you may call it a necessary evil... But I don't really consider sex or sexuality evil as long as a consensuality is reached. And "necessary" is also up for debate. I'm not hiding anything.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point unclear. She knows what I do. She is also glad to sleep in while I take care of it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with you... I think? I'm honestly just trying to crank one out in a timely fashion before work when my wife isn't in the mood. She definitely likes sleeping more than sex.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have known actual porn addicts. I've known people that would be late on rent because they spent too much money at a strip club.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty tech savvy. But honestly I have never needed one... And most people I would ask are in my professional group. I see a lot of Google in my future.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once had a TV/VCR combo that my girlfriend at the time asked to borrow... She hit play in front of other people. It didn't go well. I honestly forgot about that one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KY

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get it. Squeaky wheel gets the oil. I will/would be fine without it. It's just a harsh on my gig.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Honeydew is delicious when it's not hot house just grown to fill a market gap. Cantaloupe can be equally as gross when grown in poor conditions.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Interesting. Backside came to me very naturally. Frontsides took a lot of work but after I got it down I always felt more comfortable with those.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wear a cod piece every day. I need some help.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1