So I work at a hotel (not this one) and have heard some crazy shit
I love them
This ones pretty good
Shelby Ann Gill
Well I'm a trillion percent sure she's a hoe.
amen
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Patrice Sing It Gurl
The ending makes this
Dawww
Good afternoon little miss.
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Yoshi Sick Day
Soulless and Invisible
Finish Him!
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On noes!
Whoooshhh
Speedy Glass
Ladies and Gentlemen...
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How!?
Remember, every 3 months or 3,000 miles.
Son, What'd you do now?
Ghuys, its cancer.
Why, hello there.
Daft Punk
Dat Hair
Son, get back down here.
I think cheesecake is like a distant cousin of pie that pie doesn't speak to.
Mmph Mmph Mmph Mmph
What The?!
My neighbors moved in a while ago, they get more business than Subway.
36 hours of being awake?
Son WTF are you doing?
I always upvote Patrice
Soon.
Sad strange world we live in. NOH8
Stahp
My fellow citizens, I humbly accept this ride to the front paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
Out for a stroll
I'm going to be a hat today
You thought this was something else didn't you?
I'd use that bracelet.
Had a falling out with my best friend nearly 4 years ago. He is now talking to me.
Imagine stepping on on of those
Beautiful Soulless Creature
Hovercat, Hovercat, does what ever hovercat does.
Story of my life
LNi
SMH white people dancing
Bop Bop Boop
The ending makes me sad
I work at a hotel. I have seen some crazy stuff. Tell me a work story 140 characters or less. GO!
Happy Frozen Custard Day!
Which do you prefer?
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Shelby Gill