Ketchup packet with corners that tear off like they're supposed to, you the real mvp
17
16
142
True story
12
0
41
well this should be interesting
2
1
62
Super Bowl 50 Food Absurdity
4
23
563
This guy can physics better than Stephen Hawking
1517
171
607076
all the fucks I have
3
5
71
More sushi porn
95
30
487
Conspiracy trifecta
-2
16
51
my sweetie
10
1
57
I'm a gun owner so don't get mad at me
7
61
78
absolute brutality
1324
55
6223
shots fired
13
10
70
Smart move!
87
79
390
Valentine's Sushi Porn
2
3
221
True story
16
4
43
my smart girl
17
2
282
when in Rome
4
0
44
mfw I accidentally turn on cable news
42
10
200
My potato look like dickbutt
10
10
304
MRW when I realize I said "MRW when" even though I know better
49
6
6124
because states are like little sovereign nations right?
-6
29
2704
potato socialism!
42
10
206
To the love of my life
12
2
66
I got the deluxe edition. It comes with vodka and a large pizza
11
7
78
sulfur ice
8
12
93
Lighten up, asshole
439
20
4061
Yes, Mallard does think this is actual advice
-5
11
105
Heritage not Hate!
15
15
38
don't choose between cost and durability/quality
41
21
108
don't be too sure...
31
29
69
Now boarding the Valentine's hate train!
24
10
280
Yep. There's never enough room inside the breaker box to write everything
21
10
92
what movie?
3
22
71
It should be my doctor, not the government, that tells me whether or not the Wu-Tang clan is something to fuck with
34
5
151
just textin bae about my new bazooka and stuff
10
8
67
That's what you get for outsourcing
46
3
112
Poor pup
18
4
66
Nice cat tatt
10
6
59
Just for you, my love
140
23
307
I see a difference: As a married straight person I have it pretty easy. Not everyone does.
6
9
73
anyone know where this symbol is from?
4
8
43
Don't mess with goslings. Mama goose will fuck you up
19
3
192
You came to the wrong kitchen motherfucker
-3
2
56
In low resolution!
17
3
47
whenever I hear something about the lost plane
35
6
392
Another take on this movie
243
34
63
From the future or European date order? We'll never know.
57
23
72
Truth
23
7
66
They said it couldn't be done
8
10
36
No it doesn't
1
31
48
mmmmmmmm pasta
34
9
1712
dad of the year
8296
232
31301
This sticker belongs on this building
13
3
52
I was filling my burn barrel and this sparrow starts squawking its damn head off
8
27
66
fixed
7
9
38
BLAAARRRGGGGHH!
45
19
259
Science!
20
10
38
Have you ever been so mad you threw a pizza on the roof?
12
8
1108