batfishcrayfish

2480 pts ยท November 30, 2013


New Yorker turned Floridian turned Texan. Also, screw pants. There's no place for them in this bloated world!

First post! Could not find the dog this morning... she made a bed in my suitcase.

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Cookie Blasphemy

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Creepy guy in the club.

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Locust on my windshield looks like it is about to attack Kroger's.

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Oh, you'd like to pee in peace? Not happening.

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Bananas For Scale

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Derp de Derp

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Boston Burrito

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The Poopscapades.

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