bathoryduck

2573 pts ยท February 15, 2018


Former infantry paratrooper. Nowadays I work, come home, pet cats, repeat.

It shrank because it's cold out there in space.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Our Loki returns your Loki's greetings.

8 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Or cocaine.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All four of our cats are called by their given name and the suffix of "Rabbit". The one in my lap, e.g., is Loki Rabbit.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my cats is "attacking" me as we speak. /s

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Up the Irons!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know the feeling.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now I like Amanda Seyfried even more.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had that problem when I had COVID-19. My body was taking Screenshots and my internal memory was full...

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Venezuela 2025 = Poland 1939

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But we brought them a flag...

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On Wednesdays I go shopping...

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello from Charlotte!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened? Did he slip on some ice?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player moo has joined the game.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like the airport in Atlanta, Georgia. That place is a shopping mall that just so happens to have airplanes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's Elvira.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I thought that was the Oedipus ring.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is awesome. But the only lyrics I could figure out was "bum potatoes".

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's pretty much been my experience with my former platoon mates from my Army days. I was in the 82d Airborne back in the late 80s. Going onto Facebook was an eye opener. Almost to a man, they are all MAGA. We underwent the same training mostly, hung out on weekends, but that's where the similarities end. I don't get it. Empathy and compassion come easy for me, and I thought it did for some of my former buddies. Nope.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This one never has. But I agree with you; EVERYONE should stop voting against their best interests.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That attack was adorable!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a Jeep. That stands for Just Empty Every Pocket.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take two. And a Guinness.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a veteran with PTSD, I know that look too well. That woman has seen some shit.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm a person, and my name is... well, it isn't Anakin.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Looks like Deal's Gap, also known as "Tail of the Dragon". It's a mountain pass between Tennessee and North Carolina. 318 curves in 11 miles. Only 37 fatalities in 17 years.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have a joke about Cassandra. It's... ah, no one will believe me.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0