bayesiancuttlefish

4315 pts · November 20, 2016


You can survive an aortic dissection if it’s small enough and you recognize is as soon as it is happening.

Now a good ole cerebral aneurysm letting go…

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, no! There goes Tokyo…

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

His grandchildren will feel that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twice.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can the Brits burn it down again whilst they’re here for the World Cup?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Waffle House Teleporter” is the name of our indie band. Listen to our new hit single, “Beamed Outta FEMA”

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only one, so far.

1 out of 46 is not a great record.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ender’s Game

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have your exit buddy?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ANY cocaine bear in Kentucky.

But since you read the post, not you.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people say, the tiniest of hands.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just use median salary like a normal person.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darkika ?!?!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protip: for US based folks, disconnect your personal phone from ANYTHING work related. The EU has figured this out. Your work life balance is YOURS to control.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just keep swimming…

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks flammable

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Pressure prompted”

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does one subscribe to her channel?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think the P-38 might need new rings and an oil change

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’ve reached out to TP founder Charlie Kirk for comment, but as of publication have not received a reply.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Everyone please check your drivers license to make sure you have “organ donor” selected. It’s super effective.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trumps will be the footnote and citation for every chapter in legal student’s textbooks on bribery, usury, and corruption.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So how many Trump properties are getting taxed?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No matter how much you love your company, it will never love you back.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially if they’re your mother.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean the International Squirrel Station? Seems sus…

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Her condition is incompatible with life”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lunar analemma

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So many temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Shame really.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0