bburdick94

16538 pts ยท December 26, 2014


Why did little Susie fall off the swing?.....she didn't have any arms.

A little cushion for the pushin' is preferable.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I don't understand this whole Tarantino business.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't understand this at all.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I think if you need an appliance to move because you weigh so much, it's time to stop.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'd be the guy that stops to get on his phone and everyone bitches at because I didn't tell them I'm taking pictures.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least you are having a better night than I.C. weiner... never going to get his pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Had a buddy who bought 1 gb of Hotspot for $10. Lasted him about an hour because of steam game updates

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unlimited data plan strikes again!

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Triggered

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet this post makes you feel pretty #..... look up the musical note for better understanding.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pew pew pew

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a monster I'm concerned with. It's the mentally unbalanced person with violent outbursts I check for. I think mine is more likely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't be worth the $1 for the machine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Be da dee da dee da dee doooo bee bah dee dah do!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I'll post it in a sec and I'll send you the link.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you will like my post for presidents day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy isn't going to promote that message because he would be out a job.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 16

I live in Kansas, my vote wouldn't have mattered.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh NESSY!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Netflix takes a few stabs at how movie theatres are not convenient like netflix. NPH breaks the 4th wall and smiles at the camera.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They take a few stabs at movies compared to the convenience of netflix. I almost died when I caught the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I want to see political shit, I would turn on the news.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is from Carl Sagan... OP didn't do anything.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well at least she is responsible enough to go to the dentist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you use them you have to state "the power of Christ compels you." Over and over and over

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0