Arya got a Christmas sweater.
Guns don’t kill people...
Volunteered at an animal shelter and they had a cabinet full of cats.
Christmas, worn by Arya.
That moment right before...
My friend and I met Caity Lotz in Jacksonville the other day. She took a group selfie...
Found this accidentally inappropriate toy at work today. Had to take a second look....
Arya the derpy princess.
The truth about zoos.
Derp
We met this squirrel named Phillip and fed him PB&J.
I tried.
I met a fairly photogenic squirrel and he allowed me to do a photoshoot. I feel like this may belong here.
"I'm not cuddly, I'm the goddamn Batman."
Found the official imgur Christmas ornament.
MFW I realize I've screwed up big time...
Woot woot!
I found the tiger that the cat stole.
Happy 2nd birthday Arya, you derpy princess.
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I made a new friend at the pet store.
I assemble bikes for a living.... Guys, I'm a professional adult....
Look at these tiny bananas! Pack of gum for scale.
His name is Winchester.
Asked the girl of my dreams to marry me tonight and she said yes!!!
Her name is Arya. She is a little derpy, but I think she's cute.