beardboy

1116 pts · April 4, 2013


Pluto is proof that size really does matter.

My parents threw a huge surprise 16th B-Day for me...not a single person showed up. I'm not sure who was more destroyed, me or my parents. I feel this comic on a personal level and have HATED my B-Day ever since.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#8 Just like my 16th birthday party.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#31 Wouldn't have it any other way.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that looks good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm, mmm, mmmm. Yo momma sure does care about yo school’n boy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen a couple of those at the flea market. I would’ve grab a knife too lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Least someone is getting laid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a floating dead pigment on my eye...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a gun newb.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe I wouldn’t have been born if dad my dad put it in my mom’s asshole. That would’ve shaved me a lot of pin and suffering.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Sounds like a missed opportunity for a threesome to me. Just make them bath first...or with them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No place like home.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is awful. Most people can't afford to live in that state of being. That's seriously fucked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fuck... lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People are fucking idiots. If you're still young...you'll learn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three rings of marriage. Engagement ring. Wedding ring. Suffe-ring.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But, it's not flat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like a steeper for herbal teas

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are many more questions than you have answers...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now we know where th body is burried

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ray

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whose flesh fell right off the bone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A fury I know loves it...it's just a fury movie for them to create fantasies with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like sauce and a story with pictures though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raided one too many picnic baskets.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eveytime I wakeup, I just realize that I'm still stuck in hell.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He chose a public place and then forced someone to help do something he couldn't...no sympathy for him, but the people he scared.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Just another squirrel, trying to bust a nut.

10 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 7

Someone is salty

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0