beaverwagon

18647 pts ยท September 6, 2014


The stars begin to fall, escape plans on your bedroom wall. The wind let's out a hopeless sigh, I wish I could fly. Take me to the moon, where the sun can't shine through. We'll grow silver apples and golden pears, I know I'll see you there...

Don't tell Goldilocks

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I think that was confession and the pope was trying to high-five them

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Epilepsy usually. Or to get proof of the demanding cat.

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

If anyone is wondering... Plastic Wrap - Jay Robinson Remix

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An obscure song with an amazing vibe. Needs more likes.... Walking like a mob boss, so fabulous...

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Think I saw a unikitty

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I've heard that song on pay gorn

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The tiger finally caught the tail

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One on each cheek you say

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Highly suggest the book The Food Lab

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brother I request milkshakes

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I picked a dildo and a fleshlight

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If there is a garbage patch like in the Pacific ocean, can we call it the cumdump?

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Mom said we already had one at home

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I would take a few steps back away from the edge

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Touch the boot. Don't touch the boot Nemo.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Someone turned off clipping

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can't eat at everyone's home

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adorable

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May want to show it an escalator between those two things

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And on the eighth day god said, let there be spite. Whenever you feel empty and like there is nothing left, remember there is someone out there that gets upset every time they hear your name.

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You had me at Waffles

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I want you to tell Xerses it was me

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A slow march of death in a capitalistic society

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Planet fitness?

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