Say hello to Jeff. Jeff really likes kids.
14
2
426
It's Friday night
2001
58
88034
My cat when I shit in the litter box
0
3
121
Wait the fuck up . . .
-2
2
126
I have seven months to prepare . . .
13
6
402
The face I make when my wife takes a mean shit while I'm brushing my teeth.
3
1
107
Rambo
2085
185
102770
I really need to stop googling shit like this when I'm bored at work.
5
0
143
Eleventy billion dollars!!!
23
13
609
Dun dun dun
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3
381
I'm a sucker for vindaloo.
15
3
396
Big dick energy?
2712
76
107707
Why do I wake up early in the morning?
26
18
588
Retail life
23
2
548
Seeking the wisdom of the ages
7
6
241
Every god damn time
23
7
623
My wife thinks I'm deaf
12
2
247
I see no lie
8
2
237
Nope
20
4
667
Feel old yet?
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9
413
Always there on a sick day
10
0
329
Oops.
-6
4
110
Why not both?
42
6
1255
Shitter's full
26
5
792
Everyone's first time is different
17
3
485
The call of the wild
106
11
3039
Smackdown
-2
0
140
2020
37
3
1171
Mcdonald's, 1974
22
7
899
Yup . . .
15
6
559
When customers at work try to flirt with me while I'm trying to do my job.
4503
586
144687
All our heroes are dead
17
6
618
Before the internet
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7
613
Get in, losers . . .
1352
55
45130
My wife told me she would leave me if I ever made a dump in public
79
3
2811
I have absolutely nothing against vegans, but PETA can walk off a cliff and die
1377
433
66675
Let's talk bearsness
1487
61
71629
I like you
8
1
1053
This sparks joy
4019
193
100059
Damn it, Alexa! You had one job!!!
19
9
1340
When you smell the pizza rolls you forgot about
58
4
2793
Me and my wife after 6 months of lockdown.
35
3
1232
Oh, my love-hate relationship with Star Wars™
18
4
1024
Let he who is without guilt cast the first stone
1202
85
61932
Shameless repost
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7
783
Geocities where you at?
20
7
906
Countdown begins in . . .
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6
4519
.
74
14
2890
I miss Saturday night karaoke. ?
24
5
866
Twist
1401
135
66149
Lo and behold
17
9
625
When we're debating on going to a 4am bar on Saturday night.
23
7
654
Get rekt
2105
91
81559
Good man
2038
96
78081
The man has a point.
2084
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