Traditional Christmas!
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8 years old and she STILL refuses to look where i am pointing.
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if this a movie everyone would think it was ridiculous and stupid.
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it's super easy
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am i going to win credit score?!
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fuck the police
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everyone done now?
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155
"getting my second polkaroo this weekend..."
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0
152
Ain't no rules says a dog can't be Speaker of the House.
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Innovation!
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conservative media waiting on news of the air traffic controller to figure out how the coverage will go.
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fixed.
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well... that's kinda weird?
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would like french fries now
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"Now we know what she was trying to figure out."
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seems more a Waluigi kinda thing to do?
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366
this would be an objectively funny historical event
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a "woke"
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i might need to get this new album!
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only real DJs.
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prolly been done before. ?♂️
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hams gonna get burgled i bet.
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pretty cool Original Series 'easter egg' in the newest episode of Discovery!
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Rick Perry wants to pray away gun violence... hope it works better than the last time he tried to pray away a problem.
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CD-Rrts.
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VERY DRAMATIC SAUSAGE!
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all the "Young Guns" were quitters
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Trump says no.
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2002
C4 Corvette wheels on a 2000 Audi TT
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Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Yes!
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i like that conservatives keep making their enemies seem totally badass.
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he should try winning her back the same way he caught her eye to begin with – by pulling his penis out in a public space and exposing himself to a group of children.
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absolutely excellent backup secret santas!
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