benderfreak

13184 pts ยท July 16, 2018


Oh sorry, that was supposed to say 'boobies'. I mean, we have those, If you're still interested.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have WW1 horror at home.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And a Honda. And a Mercedes. And a Ferrari. And a Bugatti. And a Porsche. And a Rolls Royce...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The republicans did a pretty good job in that matter, if you didnt notice until now...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Die. Oh wait, they are doing that already...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, roommates!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Epstein Files.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard he was eaten by a Dragon, not verified yet, just saying.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Actually conversation I Had in Australia:
"Is it venomous?"
*No, it's not. When they bitte you, you just get paralyzed for a few hours. And it hurts, like, a lot. But they are harmless."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Statistically women live longer, so, as a man, you definitly should consider to transition!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay boomer.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 11

I almost had a stroke from reading that sentence. Almost put me in a comma.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 You mean the people who had slaves and lived on land stolen from the native americans and England? These people are the good guys compared to the current government?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Plus, you know, a hammer isn't the sharpest tool in a box.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The beer came in a dozen.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not good at what he's doing. Those straps hold basically nothing.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically every Rom-Com aimed for female audience is based around charakters that are in absolutely no financial need, like Sex and the city, Twilight, 50 shades of Grey or most Nicholas Sparks books.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"We're all in the same boat."
"Then stop drilling holes in it!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is an episode in "Malcolm in the middle" about it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he fall out of a window?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sie, this is just a note saying "I can do whatever I want."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would cost extra.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well technically these are actors representing fictional charakters in a humourous comic-like entertainment format.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, I like your posts :p

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Of course, the ants are not the ones to be afraid of a fight, the termites on the other hand, have to be aware...

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0