724 pts ยท September 27, 2012
So what you want is a monopoly?
Maybe not, but if you try, you will hug many cats.
Oh and they didn't tell me it was a seasonal job until I got a letter in my last paycheck telling me it was my last paycheck.
Two pre-orders, and the head of Electronics bought one the night before, when they came off the truck.
Toys R Us, closing shift on XBox 360 launch day. Distro center shipped us four.
I keep referring to him as "The Musk" and hoping it'll catch on.
Alien (holding up a wireless mouse): This neural interface is, how do you say, bulky...
Maybe the other fathers were depressed because Jesse was there?
I was like 29 when I learned that wasn't the case.
When I was a kid I assumed every country had their own Pledge of Allegiance, like how they all have national anthems.
They call themselves the PT Crewser.
Do not try this at home, the hospitals have no room for you now.
Fiddlesticks, I have made a hilarious grammatical error. That should say "CD Projekt Red's top dogs *don't* care..."
Exactly. CD Projekt Red's top dogs doesn't care what we say, they care whether we buy the game. And I will not.
After proudly announcing they wouldn't, too.
I know people who boast that we have the best health care system in the world but have nothing but contempt for the people who use it.
#1 I... I thought it was a mirror...
"Valued partner" is what they call you because "disposable number in a spreadsheet" gets bad press.
My dad thinks we have the best health care system in the world, but sneers at the "weakness" of anyone who uses it. America!
HALO drop. For both questions.
You make that analogy, but I know people who blow past stop signs saying "other people's cars have brakes."
Gonna go get a jar of assort gumble.
Better reflexes than me...
It's literally an absurd statement designed to provoke people who don't know any better. It is a joke and you are the punch line.
Dude, it's a joke.
If you're not in a state that borders New York and you tell people that's where you're from, they assume you mean NYC.
People from New York and New Jersey think everyone from the other state are terrible drivers.
Because we got stuff to do here first.
So what you want is a monopoly?
Maybe not, but if you try, you will hug many cats.
Oh and they didn't tell me it was a seasonal job until I got a letter in my last paycheck telling me it was my last paycheck.
Two pre-orders, and the head of Electronics bought one the night before, when they came off the truck.
Toys R Us, closing shift on XBox 360 launch day. Distro center shipped us four.
I keep referring to him as "The Musk" and hoping it'll catch on.
Alien (holding up a wireless mouse): This neural interface is, how do you say, bulky...
Maybe the other fathers were depressed because Jesse was there?
I was like 29 when I learned that wasn't the case.
When I was a kid I assumed every country had their own Pledge of Allegiance, like how they all have national anthems.
They call themselves the PT Crewser.
Do not try this at home, the hospitals have no room for you now.
Fiddlesticks, I have made a hilarious grammatical error. That should say "CD Projekt Red's top dogs *don't* care..."
Exactly. CD Projekt Red's top dogs doesn't care what we say, they care whether we buy the game. And I will not.
After proudly announcing they wouldn't, too.
I know people who boast that we have the best health care system in the world but have nothing but contempt for the people who use it.
#1 I... I thought it was a mirror...
"Valued partner" is what they call you because "disposable number in a spreadsheet" gets bad press.
My dad thinks we have the best health care system in the world, but sneers at the "weakness" of anyone who uses it. America!
HALO drop. For both questions.
You make that analogy, but I know people who blow past stop signs saying "other people's cars have brakes."
Gonna go get a jar of assort gumble.
Better reflexes than me...
It's literally an absurd statement designed to provoke people who don't know any better. It is a joke and you are the punch line.
Dude, it's a joke.
If you're not in a state that borders New York and you tell people that's where you're from, they assume you mean NYC.
People from New York and New Jersey think everyone from the other state are terrible drivers.
Because we got stuff to do here first.