It's still Wednesday and the 29th for 30 more minutes
My view this evening
R.I.P. Chubbs
Will I though?
Working in the celluar industry, I deal with this on the daily.
No title required
Shake and Bake baby
For God sakes Jim
MRW I've been sleeping with my ex and look at FB and see that she's had a boyfriend for the last three weeks.
Told my mother I wanted Star Trek kitchen curtains. She tried. I still love her!
MRW when I go out in public
Where are ya from Imgur?
How I sell brake pads.
I love dank memes
MRW I just learned the letter a and my teacher shows me the letter b.
Nah, think I'm going to keep it on but thanks.
GF suprised me with tickets to the corgi races.
My chiropractors reaction when I'm having a backyatomy and I ask for pain killers.
You had me at Post Bologne
All this hoework makes me sleepy.
The veins on this cow are udderly ridiculous.
MRW I work at Pop Copy and a customer asks for the manager.
Rx sports, it's in the pills!
MRW people tell me we cant get Tombstone to the front page.
Corginception
Choices
Nimmy wants in on selfie day!
According to my knowledge, the secret of the ooze is nearby.
Say Chewie!
My friend and I have girlfriends with the same name. This is MRW he said he had sex last night.
Fear and Loathing in Tatooine
My Spock-o-lantern
MRW a customer wants to be escalated to a supervisor becssue the new iPhone 6 is on backorder and they can't have it overnight shipped.
Parents retired and now make custom bird houses. I was a big Shawn Kemp fan. They made a replica of the arena the Sonics played in as the bird house.
Nephew made a snowman that got urinated on.
Never Forget