blars

7633 pts ยท March 16, 2013


Mate, English is my first language and I'd suck dick for a job.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then it would just look like internet explorer and OP wouldn't get any internet points.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what kind of parent names their kid Sam? Thats just weird.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Why not? She can't take back the sex so I don't see the problem.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

someone build a road next to it so that it can have a friend

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except for the first one. They just wanted to paint with all the colours of the wind.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks to my slow internet, the gif froze for a bit and that made me strangely disappointed but then it moved and I was like whoah.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are people who argue that skyward sword isn't first? what?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I take back what I said. Someone downvoted me and now I am sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

never have i been more glad that i live in australia

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever been so single, you looked at vegetables and felt lonely? I have.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is so metal

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is Richie and I have bad eyesight... I don't know how I feel about this...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they can, they just think it would be weird to do so

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

chimichungas.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I knew exactly what this was before clicking.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Fry spent that year completely frozen, having achieved nothing while his family worried about where he was and if he was okay.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hunger

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

earwax.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

something, something, the top of bruce willis' head is tits

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

politically correct master race

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 4

They told me I should go into something that will be easy to get a job in rather than do stuff because I enjoy it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yesterday I told my parents that I got accepted into an IT course in uni and they weren't happy. Asian parents are near impossible to please

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're pawscription.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australian dickhead.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not gay or anything but he probably is. Have you seen those pictures with his tongue out?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Politics aside, his beard is bitching.

12 years ago | Likes 838 Dislikes 20

he had to make sure there were no witnesses

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have memories of my parents yelling at me for playing with these.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine doesn't even have balls. Or a Tongue. In fact, I don't even have a dog.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0