22788 pts ยท May 3, 2012
I've always wondered what's worse, double the dad jokes or an endless loop of "go ask your mother"
That's cheating, he used a second forklify! /s
Correction: Cats are the bestBarns are merely where they may choose to be from time to time
My favorite part of this is the bit where the goat already has your poo. Where do you think the toilet water goes?
I was there for it. Really wasn't as cool as it gets made out to be, like yeah it was neat but then it was a huge let down and you got to spend hours in traffic after seeing an 8 second fireworks show
Apparently one of the reason we almost never film them is that they are very sensitive to light so a RSV.with a bunch of bright ass lights dropping down means they scoot elsewhere. https://youtu.be/-W1Mwd0BWT4?is=5L0M6qrxkABgCoUYTheyre literally everywhere we are just shit at filming them.
Instructions unclear, threw my microwave into a lake. Ai can't get me now!
instructions unclear, deleted sys32 to be safe from ai
Well they bake it in tubes.
Wish.com Gomez adams
Id be stoked, but man its gotta be depressing coming out to jam for like 2 people
10 miles away there is a quiet Monastery full of suddenly very nervous monks who are not quite sure what the matter is but decided it's maybe a good time to bury the relics and go for a nice long walk inland.
I have a bunch of aquariums and a pond behind my house. I am a living god to the ducks lol its the highlight of my day to go chuck Floaters to em.
Hmm? Me? Oh no im up and out of this dumpster fire. Best of luck with all this. Im gone from the US in a few weeks
In his defense, who could have predicted that starting a war in the middle east, with the heavily armed and entrenched militarized nation that holds a strategic chokehold on the narrow straight most of the world's oil passes through would cause energy prices to increase? You'd have to be some kind of psychic to predict that one.
I hope every towel she uses in the future is warm like its fresh out the dryer. That every bag of fries comes with a bonus onion ring. That every once in a while she finds a fiver on the ground.
Ok
That song is a banger
Seriously, her enthusiasm is just so infectious and pure.
Rob is a real one. Only Reich the GOP doesn't like
Farmingwhilebeige. Great channel!
Did the unofficial ambassador of Hawaii get arrested for spreading aloha to the asshat throwing rocks at the seal?
Oh buddy...a series of poor decisions were made there
The first time you see your neighbor get black out drunk and make a fool of himself, you laugh. When it appears to have become his default state, hes heavily armed, and has started shooting at other neighbors...well it stops being funny.
I had a pittie that used to get chased around the house by our budgie, Like, fucking terrified of the 20z bird. Don't have a moral to this story, he was a good dog and died doing what he loved most. Biting assholes who judge patties without meeting em
My eel says hello
Giving off big "you can't fire me, I QUIT!" vibes here
Always fun to ask Texans who are so proud of their state history why Oklahoma has that strip of territory across the north of the state.Its so texas could enter the US and still have slaves.
When the stock market collapses its not just a few rich folks who get hurt, its your parents who dont have enough in their 401k to retire, its your teacher whose pension fund just collapsed, its your neighbor who is underwater on his mortgage because he lost his job, it fucks everyone
I've always wondered what's worse, double the dad jokes or an endless loop of "go ask your mother"
That's cheating, he used a second forklify!
/s
Correction: Cats are the best
Barns are merely where they may choose to be from time to time
My favorite part of this is the bit where the goat already has your poo. Where do you think the toilet water goes?
I was there for it. Really wasn't as cool as it gets made out to be, like yeah it was neat but then it was a huge let down and you got to spend hours in traffic after seeing an 8 second fireworks show
Apparently one of the reason we almost never film them is that they are very sensitive to light so a RSV.with a bunch of bright ass lights dropping down means they scoot elsewhere. https://youtu.be/-W1Mwd0BWT4?is=5L0M6qrxkABgCoUY
Theyre literally everywhere we are just shit at filming them.
Instructions unclear, threw my microwave into a lake. Ai can't get me now!
instructions unclear, deleted sys32 to be safe from ai
Well they bake it in tubes.
Wish.com Gomez adams
Id be stoked, but man its gotta be depressing coming out to jam for like 2 people
10 miles away there is a quiet Monastery full of suddenly very nervous monks who are not quite sure what the matter is but decided it's maybe a good time to bury the relics and go for a nice long walk inland.
I have a bunch of aquariums and a pond behind my house. I am a living god to the ducks lol its the highlight of my day to go chuck Floaters to em.
Hmm? Me? Oh no im up and out of this dumpster fire. Best of luck with all this. Im gone from the US in a few weeks
In his defense, who could have predicted that starting a war in the middle east, with the heavily armed and entrenched militarized nation that holds a strategic chokehold on the narrow straight most of the world's oil passes through would cause energy prices to increase? You'd have to be some kind of psychic to predict that one.
I hope every towel she uses in the future is warm like its fresh out the dryer. That every bag of fries comes with a bonus onion ring. That every once in a while she finds a fiver on the ground.
Ok
That song is a banger
Seriously, her enthusiasm is just so infectious and pure.
Rob is a real one. Only Reich the GOP doesn't like
Farmingwhilebeige. Great channel!
Did the unofficial ambassador of Hawaii get arrested for spreading aloha to the asshat throwing rocks at the seal?
Oh buddy...a series of poor decisions were made there
The first time you see your neighbor get black out drunk and make a fool of himself, you laugh. When it appears to have become his default state, hes heavily armed, and has started shooting at other neighbors...well it stops being funny.
I had a pittie that used to get chased around the house by our budgie, Like, fucking terrified of the 20z bird. Don't have a moral to this story, he was a good dog and died doing what he loved most. Biting assholes who judge patties without meeting em
My eel says hello
Giving off big "you can't fire me, I QUIT!" vibes here
Always fun to ask Texans who are so proud of their state history why Oklahoma has that strip of territory across the north of the state.
Its so texas could enter the US and still have slaves.
When the stock market collapses its not just a few rich folks who get hurt, its your parents who dont have enough in their 401k to retire, its your teacher whose pension fund just collapsed, its your neighbor who is underwater on his mortgage because he lost his job, it fucks everyone