MRW my roomie kills a fat mosquito and we're left with a big blood stain on the ceiling.
Ash is lost
We need Jack to be a pilot in Pacific Rim's sequel.
MRW at a speed dating event.
MRW I see a spider on top of my covers, rushing towards my face.
Having always ending my messages with this... I never understand why I don't get any replies on dating sites.
Do you ever feel... overwhelmed?
*Acting intensifies*
MRW I get in an argument over... just about everything.
Waiting for a reply on OKC is like waiting for op to deliver...
Patch update to bring a new class specific boss for crusaders. (Currently unbeatable on Torment 6)
Wanna do it?
When people make a connection on my irrelevant post. /queue the theme,jim
Hello all you happy people! Are there any imgurians living in London that would like to make a new friend?
[funny] MRW you bend over to pick something up.
[puppies] Only the dead can know peace from this horror.
MRW relatives come over to visit and ask about my life.
[Hearthstone] Goblin in a welsh threesome.
YRW I post this ''probable'' repost!
I wonder how the Battle of Thermopylae would've gone with a certain samurai's help.
Deadpool's a fan of Mortal Kombat.
Whenever I do my Gf's laundry... I AM THE NIGHT!
MRW my neighbor catches me looking at them shower.
Very sneaky. Much front page material.
Same thing applies to dildos.
MRW the girl at Subway messes up my sandwhich.
MRW to last night's Game of Thrones.
Praise Elmo for this bountiful feast of souls.
MRW my flatmates rush over to see why the smoke alarm went off.(Terrible cook)
When you've just about had enough... Internet.
German Gaming is serious business.
The trouble with Parkinson's is...
Free Taco Bell but all the bathrooms are locked.
In the end, aren't we all Hadvar?
Hold my nuts.
MFW I'm trying for weeks to get some paperwork finished and the secretary doesn't understand English.
Fun time at the prison shower.
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
Here's your OC back.
MRW someone tells sad things from their fandom.
When you see that cake at the downtown bakery.
Preemptive rejection in online dating.
MFW I'm trying to distract usersub so I can slip onto the front page.
The appropriate reply to anyone who doubts your wieners.
Cunt destroyer.
MFW I find that my dog ate my sandwhich.
I tried to squish this... I think I made a huge mistake.
E.T is a rebel.
MRW I get called a weenie.
Words of wisdom.
When she climaxes, it pours.
When a sex scene pops up during a movie, the experienced are unimpressed.
Texas Mullet Ranger, Jesus and Fledermouse join the Avengers.
When someone tells me they're pretty famous on Imgur.
MRW I can't post for another 20 mins.
MRW when I post something and it gets downvoted to hell.
MRW I have to explain the reference I made.
Romantic dinner with a dentist.
Finish the sentence and you could win this fine leather jacket!
That moment when you envision every MMO character you've created in epic battles,fighting side by side.