I said consumate V's! Consumate!

13 years ago | 1 0

I skull-fuck your mother!

13 years ago | 1 0

Wolves tails don't curl like that

13 years ago | 35 0

The NHL sent people cupcakes with each playoff teams logo. When these teams exited the playoffs MJF ate their cupcakes. Hockey

13 years ago | 14 0

How many years ago?

13 years ago | 1 0

Because I talk to people literally every day who cant take care of their animals anymore and 90% of them get out down. Sorry. Trying to help

13 years ago | 13 2

Please, please don't get a wolf. They make really really bad pets. Get a Akita, or a Tamaskan, or a Malamute. They're wolf-looking dogs

13 years ago | 52 4

Liam Fucking Neeson!

13 years ago | 8 0

You, my friend, need some Wes Anderson in your life

13 years ago | 6 0

Malkovich?

13 years ago | 3 1

Well I had a little drink about an hour ago...

13 years ago | 4 0

I miss home

13 years ago | 4 0

oh Marcos Senna

13 years ago | 1 0

Lemmy is the man

14 years ago | 21 3

damnation. foiled by the magnificence of the internet

14 years ago | 3 0

apologies, but not ms. Brie

14 years ago | 6 6

i've poisoned yours, as well!

14 years ago | 2 0

long live the D

14 years ago | 11 1

ohhhhh, canada...

14 years ago | 1 0

Mezanine?!

14 years ago | 1 0

not London unfortunately. this one's in Prague

14 years ago | 2 0

fuck... all right, i guess i'll still run...

14 years ago | 1 0

can we stop doing the friendzoned stuff? we've all been through it, and it sucks, but maybe lets move on. awareness won't solve this.

14 years ago | 2 1

YOU BASTARD

14 years ago | 11 1

tonight, tonight, we get to see the dark knight (rises), and everyone will cream in their pants! TOOONIIIIIIGHT!

14 years ago | 6 0

the set of what?!

14 years ago | 11 0

can't wait. CAN'T WAIT

14 years ago | 68 1

im going to get downvoted for this, but maybe dont bitch about sports. maybe just dont watch them

14 years ago | 33 12

june death count...

14 years ago | 19 4