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33842 pts ยท April 2, 2013


YeTThis is your public profile. Write something about yourself!

Remember this?

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Punography

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In Bill We Trust

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Negotiator in chief aye?

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Giggity

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CDC's comin to getcha

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Come drone this you little bitch!

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Clown van!

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Turkish

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MRW I try the pull out method

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Farewell Rick, its been... emotional

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Is that east of La Brea?

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Drug free laxative

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Legend

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in more ways than one

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Instructions were clear, got dick in box

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Shame really

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Something to consider, before cheating on a crane operator

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Why would you leave your spit can on the kitchen counter?

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MRW I almost forget the safe word

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when the kids guilt me into wearing shit for Halloween

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ball so hard mother wanna find me

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Ah yes, that slow reverse of shame some of us know so well

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Such corruption!

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MRW I forget the safe word

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Oh tacobell, why do you hurt so good?

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He'll only say this once...

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Let just get one thing clear

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MRW my kid's bitching that its hell having to mow the lawn in 85 degree weather

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Gas is finally starting to creep down on the west coast!

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When the garage door starts talking shit about your mom

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Benjamin Franklin

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whos your daddy

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Arrh shit, Olympic Committee picked fucking Boston

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After selling an buying a house, I now totally understand this reaction

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0.5% raise?

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That uncomfortable moment when she pulls out her collection

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MRW I make the mistake of browsing user-sub while eating lunch

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fyi

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Soccer to some

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"Actually I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here,"

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I will punch you in the dick hole!

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The good ol' days

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Kill me

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Another failed Bush administration initiative I was rooting for

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Maybe

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Thanks Ted

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I don't know

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Opportunity

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When someone steals the spot I was about to park in with my signal on

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Truth is true

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Time to find a new identity

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Fuckers

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Punography

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MRW someone scratches their plate with their fork

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She said yes!

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Hate for the more distinguished gentleman

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The greatest lie ever sold

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A train in Spain

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