Remember this?
Punography
In Bill We Trust
Negotiator in chief aye?
Giggity
CDC's comin to getcha
Come drone this you little bitch!
Clown van!
Turkish
MRW I try the pull out method
Farewell Rick, its been... emotional
Is that east of La Brea?
Drug free laxative
Legend
in more ways than one
Instructions were clear, got dick in box
Shame really
Something to consider, before cheating on a crane operator
Why would you leave your spit can on the kitchen counter?
MRW I almost forget the safe word
when the kids guilt me into wearing shit for Halloween
ball so hard mother wanna find me
Ah yes, that slow reverse of shame some of us know so well
Such corruption!
MRW I forget the safe word
Oh tacobell, why do you hurt so good?
He'll only say this once...
Let just get one thing clear
MRW my kid's bitching that its hell having to mow the lawn in 85 degree weather
Gas is finally starting to creep down on the west coast!
When the garage door starts talking shit about your mom
Benjamin Franklin
whos your daddy
Arrh shit, Olympic Committee picked fucking Boston
After selling an buying a house, I now totally understand this reaction
0.5% raise?
That uncomfortable moment when she pulls out her collection
MRW I make the mistake of browsing user-sub while eating lunch
fyi
Soccer to some
"Actually I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here,"
I will punch you in the dick hole!
The good ol' days
Kill me
Another failed Bush administration initiative I was rooting for
Maybe
Thanks Ted
I don't know
Opportunity
When someone steals the spot I was about to park in with my signal on
Truth is true
Time to find a new identity
Fuckers
Punography
MRW someone scratches their plate with their fork
She said yes!
Hate for the more distinguished gentleman
The greatest lie ever sold
A train in Spain