MRW I'm taking a huge shit after a solid 5 mile run and I'm posting about it on imgur
You're tired you need to stop swiping do something else with the your life
When I found out smoking synthetic marijuana can make you test positive for PCP
We all hated her but remember she most likely got raped to death by a bunch of centaurs so...
MRW I get to Most Viral two days in a row
Today is my 30th day without drinking beer or liquor
MRW I come home drunk and I remember I have half a turkey bacon sandwich left in the fridge
Pokemon GO Beta is getting released in America TOMORROW!
MRW I hear KFC is coming out with their own line of chicken flavored nail polish
Stumbled upon this while playing pokèmon go
MRW I forget to bring my phone to the bathroom
Trying to fit in with my stoner friends
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see
MRW it's time for the daily imgur anti feminist circlejerk
TFW your friend that's just the more annoying, yet more likeable version of you won't STFU
MRW Topanga asks for the last slice of pizza
TFW Bernie wins Indiana
Shoutout to all the hospital workers browsing Imgur tonight. Y'all deserve a little dance.
Check out my new tp
I wonder what I should do while I'm waiting to shitpost
When I was your age there was no youtube, there was no vine. All we had was Bob Saget. And we sat and we liked it.
You ever been so bored you start shooting dogs?
If you remember these guys you're probably old enough
Entry level job opening. 3+ years experience required
Everyone remember user @blaqlife is a narc
Halfway through a five mile run when I realize I need to shit
if you're an insomniac and you know it, boop my snoot
Shout out to Dan Harmon's alcoholism
MRW I've been working 9 days straight and finally have a day off
Being high on coke and the hangover explained in one gif
My whole life is about winning. I don't lose often. I almost never lose.
Advice to all the renters out there
MRW there's only one glass of delicious milk left