I like to weigh myself before and after I take a dump

11 years ago | 8 0

As a former soldier I agree.

11 years ago | 1 0

Backwards

11 years ago | 20 0

Me too

11 years ago | 2 1

Some of this has to be bullshit

11 years ago | 1 0

Words need to be faster

11 years ago | 1 0

I like ur post get out of the negative

11 years ago | 2 1

I had a red tail boa tha got stuck in that grill on the back of my dorm fridge

11 years ago | 1 0

Make sure to use both the green and the white

11 years ago | 1 0

Gimme 100 bucks across the board

11 years ago | 1 0

Come here dummy

11 years ago | 1 0

This is true. It causes her to ovulate. ALL cats.

11 years ago | 3 0

Are we becoming 4chan?

11 years ago | 19 2

Slow the fuck down Dr. Oz

11 years ago | 12 1

My favorite episode

11 years ago | 4 1

I disagree. The person cheating is always the shitbag.

11 years ago | 4 1

Ive once viewed the entire offended page on ED and could not finish this.

11 years ago | 1 0

Well be bothered

11 years ago | 3 0

Most aggresive breed. I wouldnt fuck with that lion.

11 years ago | 2 0

Damn it feels food ti be gangsta..

11 years ago | 2 0

"Damn it feels good to be gangsta"

11 years ago | 1 0

I have o- she doesn not want my liver

11 years ago | 1 0

Holy fucking shit that is gold

11 years ago | 6 0

Name it pussywagon

11 years ago | 1 0

Bloody marvelous

11 years ago | 1 0

Bart's room is not that clean. Not even close.

11 years ago | 1 0

Lol data like "ahhh you sucj

11 years ago | 1 0

Fyck you

11 years ago | 1 0

Beak stuck shut. Humming birds have to cinstantly feed or they die cuz of their fast metabolism

11 years ago | 1 0

Come and ride the train....

11 years ago | 1 0